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barfly jumpinged adj. You have drunk enough to launch yourself at the morning's vertical surfaces and expect to remain there. Francheska was barfly jumpinged, briefly attached to the hallway wall before breakfast. barfmailed adj. You are drunk and sending automatic replies to messages that the morning cannot successfully deliver. Kapil got barfmailed and answered every apology with the same undeliverable paragraph. barfogenesised adj. Of a drinker: moving through the morning as though the wallpaper were a badly rendered game. Aidenjoseph was barfogenesised after the virtual-reality party and avoided the television. barfulled adj. Of a drinker who has filled the bar and still regards the morning as usefully capacious. Magenta was barfulled, occupying the breakfast counter with a mug and two waters. bargadared adj. Describing a drinker who divides the morning's harvest with whoever owns the headache. Clarabel was bargadared, sharing the breakfast bill according to an arrangement nobody remembered. bargain agented adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a binding negotiation with a representative committee. Kantrell got bargain agented and appointed himself spokesperson for the kitchen. bargain and saled adj. Drunk to a degree that you convey possession of the evening to anyone who asks, whether or not they asked. Ladislava became bargain and saled and handed Aniaha the keys as though transferring an estate. bargain basemented adj. Drunk to the extent of making all decisions from the lowest available level of judgement, preferably below ground. Tianee went bargain basemented and bought six discounted lamps she could not carry. bargain binned adj. Drunk since last orders, and rummaging through discarded possibilities as though one contained a sensible plan. Deshante was bargain binned, retrieving an abandoned hat and calling it a strategic acquisition. bargain bucketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating miscellaneous cheap objects as a coherent purchasing opportunity. Takasha went bargain bucketed and selected three unrelated souvenirs for Januita. bargain-basemented adj. Drunk on the strength of apparent savings, and now defending every poor purchase as financial prudence. Gurtrude got bargain-basemented and bought a second-hand mannequin for a saving of four pounds. bargained (/ˈbɑːɡənd/) adj. A drinker who has exchanged sound judgement for a morning-after contract with no favourable consideration. Jaliesa was bargained, negotiating coffee for silence and receiving neither. bargaineed adj. Drunk by closing time, and willing to receive whatever the evening appears to have sold you. Levonte became bargaineed and accepted a karaoke duet as part of the evening's terms. bargainered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to improve every arrangement after the arrangements have already been made. Edinson was bargainered, negotiating the taxi route long after the driver had chosen it. bargaining chipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to use a person, object, or minor fact as leverage in negotiations nobody authorised. Bily became bargaining chipped and offered Jeshuah's umbrella to secure the last taxi seat. bargaining countered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake any nearby object for a useful negotiating instrument. Ilean got bargaining countered and placed a coaster on the table as her final offer.