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bargoered adj. Drunk to the point where the distance from sofa to sink requires a written itinerary. Moua was bargoered, consulting the back of a receipt before attempting the kitchen. bargoosed adj. Drunk enough to patrol the kitchen with a shelduck’s steady, inconvenient purpose. Amyrikal went bargoosed, waddling between the sofa and the sink for more water. bargraphed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening into columns of confidence and missteps. Ellara was bargraphed, confidently tall at the top and distinctly shorter by the landing. barguested adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the sitting room into a haunted kennel. Ballal was barguested among the cushions, making the television remote difficult to recover. bargused adj. Reduced by drink to a black hound’s interest in leftovers and a corner of the sofa. Kemarcus was bargused, nose-first in the kitchen and wholly committed to the leftover roast. bargusted adj. Softened by drink into a household beast that accepts water and very little else. Charlee-rose became bargusted on the sofa and accepted the water glass with both hands. barhoppered adj. Drunk past the point of visiting another bar, but still hopping between sofa and kitchen. Moneika was barhoppered, making short determined hops towards the glass of water. barhoppinged adj. Of a drinker: moving between pubs as though each bar had failed to provide a proper answer. Carmecia went barhoppinged and returned with the same packet of crisps from three different pubs. bari saxed adj. Drunk enough to produce a low, melancholy account of the evening, with no apparent audience. Raeliegh got bari saxed and narrated the kebab queue in a mournful lower register. bariaed (/ˈbɛəɹi.əd/) adj. A drinker who settles heavily, like a dense powder, at the bottom of the evening. Viviene was bariaed by eleven, planted in the corner beside the umbrella stand. bariandited adj. The state of being drunk and mineral-blue about the lips, with the composure of a specimen in a cabinet. Emna looked bariandited beside the blue light, quietly examining the optics of her empty glass. bariatricianed (/bæɹi.əˈtɹɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun prescribing portions to everyone else while ordering another round. Adabel was bariatricianed, measuring the crisps carefully before sending for more lager. bariatricsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the quantity of every snack a matter for clinical discussion. Aveen was bariatricsed, assessing pork scratchings by weight before eating the lot. baricited adj. Reduced by drink to a compact, heavy presence that the furniture has quietly accepted. Akeera was baricited in the settle, dense with stout and unwilling to negotiate a departure. baricitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a judgement of social density, finding the snug markedly more concentrated than the bar. Quaid became baricitied and moved away from the crowded counter towards the emptier end booth. baricitinibed adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable inhibitor of every argument, including your own. Davontay went baricitinibed and settled the darts dispute by buying both players crisps.