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barkevicited adj. A drinker who has become dense and unyielding in company, requiring several people to shift the discussion around them. Shalone went barkevicited and made Wolcott alter the entire dinner conversation to avoid one stubborn opinion. barkevikited adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must treat every firmly held opinion as a heavy, immovable object. Azeez got barkevikited and left Lamea carrying both the conversation and the responsibility for getting home. barkhanned adj. Having drunk enough to form a broad crescent and remain there. Chaunce was barkhanned, settled in an arc around the end of the sofa. barking deered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, watchful, and inclined to make a sudden noise. Jiyanshi was barking deered, watching the doorway and making a quiet clicking sound. barking ironned adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and intent on stripping every conversation to its fibres. Wyvette was barking ironned, removing the useful parts of each conversation with care. barking spidered adj. Drunk since last orders, and hissing when disturbed by perfectly ordinary enquiries. Lelar was barking spidered when asked whether he wanted a taxi. barking squirrelled adj. Of a drinker who has posted up near the bar, made several small loud announcements, and is going nowhere. Ahleigha was barking squirrelled by half eight, issuing commentary on arrivals from the corner stool. barkinged (/ˈbɑːkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you address the room in short, emphatic bursts. Jaycin was barkinged by half ten, issuing brief opinions from beside the coat stand. barkitectured adj. Drunk by the third round, and able to design a residence chiefly for dogs. Demitris was barkitectured and drew a serviceable kennel on the back of the receipt. barklessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a notable absence of the usual vocal contribution. Virdiana was barklessnessed by closing time and offered no opinion on the taxi. barkloused adj. Still drunk, and settled into the margins of a book without improving its comprehension. Biftu was barkloused beside the dictionary, turning the same page repeatedly. barklyited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a valuable magenta stone from a boiled sweet. Tauris was barklyited and placed the supposed jewel beside the complimentary mints. barkometered adj. Sufficiently drunk to assess the evening by strength rather than by volume. Vikki was barkometered and gave each drink a careful estimate of its tanning strength. barladied adj. Having drunk enough to serve the bar while simultaneously claiming tenancy of it. Koty was barladied and began collecting glasses from tables that were not his. barleeided adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with moving discreetly along a wet surface. Melquiades was barleeided, proceeding slowly along the edge of the dance floor. barlensed adj. You have drunk enough to appear compressed at the sides and extended chiefly along one axis. Zakiyah looked barlensed, leaning across the table while occupying very little of its width.