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barnraisinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the morning’s domestic repairs require a village. Candies was barnraisinged and gathered three neighbours to mend a harmless cupboard door. barnroomed (/ˈbɑːnˌɹʊmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying considerably more morning space than your body requires. Chou was barnroomed across the sofa, leaving the cushions nowhere to sit. barns-breakinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to idle mischief whose consequences appear at breakfast. Buffi was barns-breakinged, having rearranged the teaspoons according to private principles. barnshooted adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the morning's simplest household task as a public demonstration. Tel became barnshooted and attempted the bins while still wearing last night's shirt. barnstared adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with a decorative star impressed upon the morning’s entire account. Gentian was barnstared and gave the breakfast room five points without explanation. barnstormed (/ˈbɑːnstɔːmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every village encountered on the way home an audience for your return. Shaguanda was barnstormed and delivered the morning’s weather to three uninterested cyclists. barnstormered adj. Having drunk more than a travelling speaker can reasonably sustain before the first cup of tea. barnstorminged adj. You have drunk enough to travel from room to room making political speeches to household objects. Lalar was barnstorminged, canvassing the kettle before breakfast had properly begun. barnwooded adj. You are drunk and dry, splintered, and structurally unhelpful by the morning after. Ashdeep was barnwooded, sitting rigidly at breakfast and shedding crumbs like sawdust. barnyard golfed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning’s footwear and trajectory for a game of horseshoes. Bonnie-marie was barnyard golfed, pitching a slipper towards the laundry basket. barnyard grassed adj. Describing a drinker who has become similarly persistent, flattened, and unwelcome in the breakfast garden. Azilda was barnyard grassed, spread across the picnic bench and impervious to polite suggestions. barnyarded adj. Of a drinker: still carrying the morning’s disorder about you, with no convincing route back indoors. Takylia was barnyarded, muddy at the hem and asleep beside the garden gate. barnyardgrassed adj. A drinker who persists through the morning like coarse grass, despite repeated attempts at removal. Abiha was barnyardgrassed, still rooted beside the kettle after everyone else had left. baro't sayaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning’s clothing has acquired the solemnity of formal national dress. Catherne was baro't sayaed, fastening a dressing gown as though attending a state occasion. barocaloricsed adj. The state of being drunk and unusually sensitive to small changes in temperature, especially near the kettle. Rubis was barocaloricsed, alternating between the radiator and the open window. baroceptored adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every change in pressure as a personal instruction. Emmanuella, baroceptored, opened the umbrella indoors when the room became unexpectedly atmospheric.