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barochambered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the pub has become a pressure-controlled refuge from consequences. Felica, barochambered, assured everyone the locked toilet was a hyperbaric retreat. barochemoreceptored adj. Drunk since last orders, and responding equally strongly to rising pressure and whatever chemical is nearest. Kyelynn became barochemoreceptored and interpreted the smell of vinegar as medical advice. barochored adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading outwards under its own weight, regardless of where invited. Dritan went barochored and occupied three chairs without noticing the arrangement. barochoried adj. Still drunk, and relying on gravity to distribute both person and belongings across the room. Raye was barochoried, with one shoe beneath the table and the other near the door. baroclinicitied adj. Too drunk to remain level, yet confident that every tilt represents a deliberate atmospheric gradient. Gaurika, baroclinicitied, corrected the picture by leaning the opposite way. baroclinied adj. Having drunk enough to become confidently uneven, particularly when giving instructions. Breahna was baroclinied and directed the taxi towards whichever horizon looked nearer. baroclinitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a difference in direction for a sound basis for action. barocycled adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly absorb, and repeating the same rise, fall and misplaced decision. Lawana went barocycled, ordering water, cancelling it, then ordering another round. barocyclonometered adj. You have drunk enough to predict a storm from the pub's pressure changes and act on the forecast. Kyndrah became barocyclonometered and sent everyone home before the jukebox changed song. barodenervationed adj. You are drunk and the evening's changes in pressure have disconnected whatever normally restrains your choices. Vishan went barodenervationed and challenged the automatic doors to a contest of strength. barodontalgiaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an altered atmosphere explains the toothache and warrants another remedy. Xadyn, barodontalgiaed, blamed the pub's draught for ordering a second medicinal whisky. barodynamicsed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the mechanics of a bridge for permission to test its support. Camoni, barodynamicsed, distributed everyone evenly across the footbridge before crossing. baroflexed adj. Drunk, with the result that every sudden rise in pressure produces an automatic retreat towards the nearest chair. Oria became baroflexed when the pub door opened, folding neatly into the corner seat. barognosised adj. Describing a drinker who confidently assesses weight by lifting objects that should remain where they are. Kamyria, barognosised, tested every handbag in the cloakroom and announced the heaviest winner. barogramed adj. A drinker who produces a visible record of changing pressure, usually by leaning on several surfaces. Siun, barogramed, left a wavering trail across the wallpaper while explaining the night's pressure. barographed adj. A drinker so far gone that every fluctuation in the evening is being recorded, chiefly on furniture. Alhassan, barographed, documented the party's pressure changes along the length of the sofa.