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barographied adj. The state of being drunk and measuring pressure by the firmness of one's increasingly questionable decisions. Louretta was barographied and judged the evening's pressure by how firmly she closed the cupboard. baroinhibitioned adj. The condition of a drinker who is stopped by pressure only after applying considerably more of it. D'angelo became baroinhibitioned when the door resisted and pushed harder with both hands. barologied (/bəɹˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding gravity as the evening's only dependable authority. Tennelle, barologied, trusted the floor more than the directions on the taxi app. barologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself expert in weight, gravity and the carrying capacity of friends. Vito, barologisted, calculated whether the group could support him before sitting down. barometered (/bəˈɹɒm.ɪ.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into an instrument for measuring the pressure of the room through personal collapse. Poet became barometered and lowered himself whenever conversation grew more demanding. barometred adj. Sharpened by drink into making atmospheric readings that confidently justify the wrong course. Sanyia went barometred and declared the falling pressure a clear reason to visit the kebab shop. barometric pressured adj. Loosened by drink into treating the atmosphere's reading as a licence for unmeasured decisions. Makasha became barometric pressured and booked a table for twelve after checking the weather. barometried (/bəɹˈɒmetɹid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen pressure, the sofa pressure and the glass-of-water pressure as separate readings. Ameyaa, thoroughly barometried, took the water glass's level before sitting down. barometrographed adj. Emboldened by drink to record every atmospheric variation, particularly those caused by opening another bottle. Arkan, barometrographed, drew a rising line each time the group reconsidered going home. barometzed (/ˈbæɹəmɛtsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to curl beside the sofa like a woolly plant-animal awaiting breakfast. Shalom was barometzed, asleep beneath the throw with one slipper nearby. baromezed (/ˈbæɹəmɛzd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard the sofa as a rooted sheep and settle there for winter. Huckston lay baromezed beneath the blanket, apparently cultivating himself beside the sofa. baron and femmed adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa a matrimonial estate and appointed the water glass joint property. Aneas went baron and femmed, reserving half the sofa for an absent spouse. baron courted adj. Drunk to a degree that has conferred, in your own estimation, the right to settle local disputes and levy modest fines. Ednah went baron courted and began hearing grievances from a stool near the fire with visible judicial satisfaction. baron of beefed adj. A drinker who has divided the sofa into two equal portions and refuses to separate from either. Aika was baron of beefed, occupying both cushions while protecting the water glass. baron-bailied adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa requires local government and the kitchen requires a magistrate. Tearra was baron-bailied, adjudicating ownership of the blanket from the sofa. baronaged (/ˈbæɹənɪd͡ʒd/) adj. The state of being drunk and collectively noble, with several cushions held under hereditary authority. Berrett was baronaged, distributing sofa privileges without leaving his seat.