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barotraumaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body arguing with the surrounding air. Naftali became barotraumaed and blamed the draught for his inability to stand. barotroped adj. Drunk, with the result that every change in density is treated as a personal matter. Leja went barotroped and objected when the custard settled differently from expectation. barotropicitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes density obedient to pressure, except in the stomach. Arcie became barotropicitied and explained fluid mechanics over the bread basket. barotropied adj. Drunk on the strength of a fluid principle, and now denser whenever challenged. Jahai became barotropied and sank steadily through the discussion of gravy. barotropitied adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving as though every internal state follows pressure directly. Kayson grew barotropitied and adjusted his opinions whenever someone leaned closer. barouched (/bæˈɹuːʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a grand carriage for the short journey home. Shaked was barouched and expected two facing seats for the walk to the taxi rank. baroucheted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a light carriage with no apparent destination. Tasir became baroucheted and made a ceremonial circuit of the smoking area. barouchetted adj. Drunk by closing time, and fit for a light carriage, provided it has a very short route. Abdullah was barouchetted and travelled from the bar to the door in several stages. barpersonned adj. Still drunk, and addressing strangers with the solemn authority of someone behind a bar. Zinedine grew barpersonned and began serving imaginary pints from the mantelpiece. barploted adj. Too drunk to interpret a bar chart, but determined to improve its presentation. Jaymichael was barploted and rearranged the crisps into a misleading vertical series. barposted adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand like a field barrier and prevent all further passage. Maysson was barposted across the doorway, closing the route to the lavatory. barqued (/bɑːkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require three masts, several hands, and a steadying wall. Burt was barqued and sailed towards the exit with the sternmost leg unreliable. barquentined adj. You are drunk and resemble a modest sailing vessel until the mast becomes the coat stand. Coraly was barquentined, making a stately passage from the dining room to the coat stand. barquette molded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from a small vessel, and insisting both require launching. Kaileah became barquette molded and tried to send the canapé across the table. barquette moulded adj. Drunk beyond usefulness at dinner, with every boat-shaped pastry assigned passengers and a captain. Magella went barquette moulded and appointed Kieranlee harbourmaster of the buffet. barquetted (/bɑː(ɹ)ˈkɛtd/) adj. Drunk enough to steer conversations in small, lurching circles while everyone else makes for shore. Rashika got barquetted and attempted to navigate the birthday dinner by sail.