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barracks lawyered adj. The condition of a drinker who disputes every arrangement while understanding none of them. Vonzella got barracks lawyered and challenged the taxi queue from the pavement. barracks ratted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting any invitation beyond the familiar room, however persuasively it is described. Waverly became barracks ratted and rejected dancing, bowling, and the perfectly adequate pub next door. barracks room lawyered adj. You are drunk and confidently disputing every rule, ruling and pronunciation offered by your companions. Korei got barracks room lawyered and appealed the decision to leave the pub. barracooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring temporary containment until morning. Jardyn was barracooned in the spare room after attempting the stairs twice. barracootaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking an undue interest in snoek. Roma was barracootaed and asked whether the fish had been properly introduced. barracouta loafed adj. Too drunk to divide the evening neatly, despite the loaf being designed for it. Kirbi sat barracouta loafed through the party, declining to separate from the sofa. barracoutaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and showing the lower jaw before speaking. Kekoa was barracoutaed, with a pronounced forward set to the conversation. barracudaed (/ˌbæɹəˈkuːdəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to display teeth first and manners afterwards. Nayelie became barracudaed when someone touched the last sausage roll. barracudinaed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining a small, narrow creature. Bland was barracudinaed and occupied the entire width of the bench. barraded adj. You have drunk enough to require a tall hat and no further decisions. Rithvika went barraded after the speeches and wore a lampshade briefly. barraed adj. Drunk, with the result that every market purchase requires a pushing team and a clear route home. Elster was barraed, loading everyone's coats into an imaginary handcart. barrage ballooned adj. You are drunk and tethered, in principle, against low-level movement. barraged (/ˈbæɹɑːʒd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become an artificial obstruction, diverting every conversation into deeper water. Virda was barraged across the doorway, increasing the depth of every discussion by several unhelpful minutes. barragonned adj. Of a drinker: light, corded, and more suitable to summer than to judgement. Bonzie looked barragonned in the warm pub, neatly dressed and poorly advised. barramundaed adj. Of a drinker who has taken to breathing through the evening rather than participating in it. Thackery was barramundaed on the sofa, quietly managing the atmosphere. barramundied (/ˌbæɹəˈmʌndid/) adj. Describing a drinker who moves between social waters without settling in either. Liriel went barramundied between the kitchen and garden, belonging properly to neither.