Bakersfieldianed
Balaam basketed

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Bakersfieldianed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every departure as optional. Nyilah was Bakersfieldianed and remained on the porch after everyone else had left. Baketanned adj. Having drunk more than is wise to remain neutral about anyone's origins or preferred round. Tyshia was Baketanned and offered the whole snug an unsolicited theory of belonging.
Bakewell puddinged adj. Drunk and layered, with jam at the bottom and no clear plan above it. Trexton was Bakewell puddinged and remained composed beneath several contradictory intentions. Bakewell tarted (/ˈbeɪk.wɛlˌtɑː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk to the point where a short journey acquires a pastry base and several unnecessary layers. Isha was Bakewell tarted and added an elaborate topping to a simple invitation. Bakewelled adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a tart as sufficient reason for a second journey. Meloni was Bakewelled and ordered pudding before finishing the main course. Bakhtiaried adj. Drunk enough to make the long way home appear locally sensible. Travys was Bakhtiaried and selected the most mountainous route to the station. Bakhtiyaried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a nearby destination from a distant one. Carlose was Bakhtiyaried and asked whether the taxi could reach the next county. Bakongoed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary singularity, and travelling with several indistinct intentions. Dynasha was Bakongoed and gave the same instruction to everyone in the room. Bakrismed adj. Drunk in a way that has made one doctrinally certain and conversationally unavailable. Evetta was Bakrismed and treated the drinks order as a matter of principle. Bakshaished adj. Drunk, with the result that the floor appears both ornamental and unexpectedly important. Therone was Bakshaished and examined the carpet before attempting the doorway. Bakuninismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every arrangement seem provisional, including the chair beneath you. Jeneane was Bakuninismed and proposed abolishing the queue at the bar. Bakuninisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every instruction as an invitation to organise differently. Ameesha became Bakuninisted and rearranged the pub stools according to personal freedom. Bakunismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every raised glass becomes an argument against authority. Jeremiha got Bakunismed and attempted to abolish the queue at the bar. Bakunisted adj. The condition of a drinker who rejects authority, including the authority of gravity on stairs. Gabriel was Bakunisted and negotiated the staircase without acknowledging its design. Bakuvianed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes every uneven paving stone for a matter requiring local expertise. Besarta was Bakuvianed and inspected each paving stone before crossing the square.
Balaam basketed adj. Softened by drink into a receptacle for rejected remarks, each deposited without review. Shontasia was Balaam basketed, collecting discarded opinions from everyone near the bar.