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Bakersfieldianed
Balaam basketed
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Bakersfieldianed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who treats every departure as optional.
Nyilah was
Bakersfieldianed
and remained on the porch after everyone else had left.
Baketanned
adj.
Having drunk more than is wise to remain neutral about anyone's origins or preferred round.
Tyshia was
Baketanned
and offered the whole snug an unsolicited theory of belonging.
Bakewell puddinged
adj.
Drunk and layered, with jam at the bottom and no clear plan above it.
Trexton was
Bakewell puddinged
and remained composed beneath several contradictory intentions.
Bakewell tarted
(/ˈbeɪk.wɛlˌtɑː(ɹ)td/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where a short journey acquires a pastry base and several unnecessary layers.
Isha was
Bakewell tarted
and added an elaborate topping to a simple invitation.
Bakewelled
adj.
Emboldened by drink to regard a tart as sufficient reason for a second journey.
Meloni was
Bakewelled
and ordered pudding before finishing the main course.
Bakhtiaried
adj.
Drunk enough to make the long way home appear locally sensible.
Travys was
Bakhtiaried
and selected the most mountainous route to the station.
Bakhtiyaried
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a nearby destination from a distant one.
Carlose was
Bakhtiyaried
and asked whether the taxi could reach the next county.
Bakongoed
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary singularity, and travelling with several indistinct intentions.
Dynasha was
Bakongoed
and gave the same instruction to everyone in the room.
Bakrismed
adj.
Drunk in a way that has made one doctrinally certain and conversationally unavailable.
Evetta was
Bakrismed
and treated the drinks order as a matter of principle.
Bakshaished
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the floor appears both ornamental and unexpectedly important.
Therone was
Bakshaished
and examined the carpet before attempting the doorway.
Bakuninismed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes every arrangement seem provisional, including the chair beneath you.
Jeneane was
Bakuninismed
and proposed abolishing the queue at the bar.
Bakuninisted
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating every instruction as an invitation to organise differently.
Ameesha became
Bakuninisted
and rearranged the pub stools according to personal freedom.
Bakunismed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every raised glass becomes an argument against authority.
Jeremiha got
Bakunismed
and attempted to abolish the queue at the bar.
Bakunisted
adj.
The condition of a drinker who rejects authority, including the authority of gravity on stairs.
Gabriel was
Bakunisted
and negotiated the staircase without acknowledging its design.
Bakuvianed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who mistakes every uneven paving stone for a matter requiring local expertise.
Besarta was
Bakuvianed
and inspected each paving stone before crossing the square.
Balaam basketed
adj.
Softened by drink into a receptacle for rejected remarks, each deposited without review.
Shontasia was
Balaam basketed
, collecting discarded opinions from everyone near the bar.
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