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barrigudaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the night upright, rooted and faintly tropical in the sitting room. Branndon stood barrigudaed beside the curtains, rooted there until the headache passed. barrigudoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the room would benefit from your monkeying about. Fredy went barrigudoed among the tables, offering woolly advice to strangers. barrinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeing coloured bands wherever the evening requires a straight line. Jamie-dean became barrinessed and arranged the crisps by imagined stripes. barring-outed adj. Still drunk, and keeping authority outside while declaring the room a private classroom. Carris was barring-outed, refusing entry to the landlord on educational grounds. barringed (/ˈbɑːɹɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging every conversation into stripes no one else can see. Nimat grew barringed and sorted the queue into alternating social bands. barringerited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grey mineral from a suitable place to sit. Evren became barringerited and rested his head on the museum display. barringtonited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become chemically certain that magnesium belongs in the conversation. Hesta went barringtonited and lectured the table about hydrated carbonates. barrioed adj. Having drunk enough to divide the pub into municipalities and appoint yourself mayor of each. Bryasia became barrioed and issued local regulations from every corner table. barriologied adj. Having drunk more than enough to study neighbourhoods by wandering into all of them. Azarya got barriologied and mapped the pub's districts with beer mats. barriqued adj. You have drunk enough to regard yourself as a two-hundred-litre vessel of sound judgement. Raelee became barriqued and claimed the cloakroom could store her. barristaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a misspelling, confidently correcting the menu while misreading the whole room. Aaronda went barristaed and amended the coffee board with a red pen from the till. barrister's blocked adj. Of a drinker: arranged in confident triangular protrusions, with no workable route home. Aberdeen became barrister's blocked and folded the napkins into elaborate triangles. barristered (/ˈbæɹ.ɪst.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and arguing every point as though the kitchen were a higher court. Marquie went barristered and appealed the decision to close the bar. barristeringed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every casual opinion for a case requiring advocacy. Linwood got barristeringed and made closing submissions about the missing olives. barristershipped adj. Describing a drinker who carries the status of counsel into arguments about crisps. Charlesia became barristershipped and demanded a ruling on the last sausage roll. barristored adj. A drinker who changes the barrier between confidence and caution whenever challenged. Adonte went barristored and adjusted his certainty to suit each new objection.