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barristressed adj. A drinker so far gone that she conducts proceedings with professional certainty and no brief. Arusa became barristressed and represented herself in the dispute over taxis. barristried adj. The state of being drunk and practising advocacy on matters that plainly require none. Idaya grew barristried and argued the merits of another round for twenty minutes. barro negroed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a black sheen and designs for everyone else's evening. Valjean became barro negroed and decorated the bill with intricate black patterns. barroisited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become blue, mineralogical, and certain of an unsupported classification. Jasmere went barroisited and identified the nightclub lighting as a rare mineral. barroom brawled adj. Softened by drink into treating a disagreement over seating as a full public contest. Marcellus became barroom brawled after someone questioned his ownership of the stool. barroomed adj. Reduced by drink to a room with a counter, a stool, and no intention of leaving. Kyian was barroomed by midnight, furnishing the corner with his coat. barrow boyed adj. Loosened by drink into selling fruit, vegetables, and unsolicited bargains from an imaginary cart. Afrodita became barrow boyed and offered pears to passengers at the bus stop. barrow crossinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of subject requires assistance from both platforms. Samir went barrow crossinged, needing a pause and two friends to reach the question about supper. barrow manned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken hard labour for a sound basis on which to plan the journey home. Aleasha went barrow manned and volunteered to push the broken trolley uphill. barrow-boyed adj. Emboldened by drink to sell imaginary produce with the confidence of a seasoned street trader. Narine went barrow-boyed and priced the pub's lemons by the dozen. barrow-wayed adj. Drunk and following a narrow, historic route through the evening, regardless of its destination. Hindi went barrow-wayed and pushed his chair along the wall like mining equipment. barrowed (/ˈbæ.ɹəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a peak of certainty from which every opinion descends. Antoniodejesus grew barrowed and announced himself the highest authority in the pub. barrowfuled adj. Having drunk more than a wheelbarrowful, and still attempting to carry the glasses to the kitchen. Aavya was barrowfuled, transporting one glass of water at a time towards the sofa. barrowloaded adj. You have drunk enough to fill a wheelbarrow, though the kitchen currently contains only one glass. Cavalli was barrowloaded and required both hands for the journey from tap to sofa. barrowmanned adj. You are drunk and putting every household object where it can be conveyed upstairs. Ajanea was barrowmanned, moving cushions towards the bedroom with mining precision. barruleted adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the narrowest possible strip of usefulness, usually between sofa and kitchen. Norrisa was barruleted, occupying one thin line between the sofa and the kettle.