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barsed (/bɑːsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who lies motionless on the sofa, resembling a fish awaiting water. Cedrea was barsed on the sofa, accepting water only when brought within reach. barsolistored adj. A drinker who argues both sides of the question of whether to make tea. Kabria became barsolistored over the merits of tea, coffee, and doing nothing. barspinned adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly rotating a glass before setting it down. Kallem was barspinned, circling the water glass as though starting a bicycle trick. barspooned adj. Softened by drink into someone who can only assemble the journey home by patient, circular mixing. Joean became barspooned and stirred the taxi app until it produced a destination. barstaffed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed every person in the house to serve refreshments. Khale was barstaffed and sent Marieka for water from an armchair. barstauranted adj. Describing a drinker who has merged dining and drinking into one establishment, one purpose, and several unnecessary sauces. Mecaela was barstauranted, ordering supper with the solemnity of a licensing decision. barstocked adj. Emboldened by drink to remain rigidly available for construction wherever the evening deposits you. Telvis became barstocked and offered himself as structural support beside the station. barstooled adj. Drunk and attached to the nearest elevated seat until someone explains the route home. Adhiraj became barstooled and regarded the taxi queue from a comfortable height. barstoolered adj. The drunkenness of one who watches football from a bar stool and dismisses the domestic arrangements. Danilo was barstoolered, criticising the sofa while leaving his water untouched. barstowited adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, transparent presence beneath a blanket on the sofa. Briceidy was barstowited by midnight, visible chiefly through the edge of the blanket. barszczed adj. Softened by drink into a warm domestic suspension, requiring only bread and a sofa. Derrionna was barszczed, spooning imaginary soup while waiting for the water to boil. bartacked adj. Emboldened by drink to reinforce every point with a firmly placed cushion. Thressa was bartacked, securing the sofa's loose corner before sitting down. bartelkeited adj. A drinker who has become dense, mineralogical, and chiefly composed of whatever was nearest the ashtray. Rayneisha was bartelkeited by midnight, a heavy presence with no evident wish to move. bartendered (/ˈbɑːˌtɛndə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and serving the sofa as though it were a small, demanding public house. Daleya was bartendered, offering water and cushions to everyone within conversational range. bartenderessed adj. Drunk enough to offer careful hospitality to the sofa, the kettle, and a glass of water. Dwendolyn was bartenderessed, arranging drinks on a tray for guests who had already gone home. bartendinged adj. Drunk to the point where making a drink requires a menu, a garnish, and a pause. Raschad was bartendinged, presenting the glass of water with an unnecessary lemon.