Balaam boxed
Balfour pined

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Balaam boxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a container for rejected remarks, with every corner catching a sleeve. Nemya was Balaam boxed and wedged himself neatly between the bar and the piano. Balaamed (/ˈbeɪləmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to filling every pause with a magnificent paragraph of no particular use. Yamillet became Balaamed and supplied the landlord with three columns on the weather.
Balaamited adj. Loosened by drink into an indiscriminate dispenser of paragraphs nobody commissioned. Jiapsi became Balaamited and continued dictating copy to the coat stand. Balassa indexed adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the pub's comparative advantage in crisps and poor decisions. Neilpatrick got Balassa indexed and ranked every snack against the neighbouring tables. Balassa-Samuelson effected adj. Describing a drinker who has made the crisps systematically dearer than anyone outside the room can afford. Rozaria was Balassa-Samuelson effected and charged the table premium rates for ordinary peanuts. Baldwin effected adj. Drunk and learning new ways to fall, with each attempt subtly altering future behaviour. Ewald was Baldwin effected after discovering that the third stair required a different technique. Baldwin's phosphorused adj. Drunk to the point where you emit a weak, poorly understood glow of confidence. Marietou was Baldwin's phosphorused and illuminated the stairs with misplaced assurance. Baldwin's rulessed adj. Drunk enough to judge every attempted turn by the relative favourability of its closure. Amaya-noor was Baldwin's rulessed and evaluated the staircase before committing to it. Baldwinned (/ˈbɔːld.wɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a winter apple rolling gently beneath the table. Shaqueena went Baldwinned and took several minutes to reach the first stair. Balearianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one set of stairs from another. Sayali was Balearianed and asked the same staircase where the nightclub was twice. Balearic beated adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a steady rhythm, yet still attempting to dance down the stairs. Dealie became Balearic beated and descended the steps to an unheard nightclub tempo. Balearic craned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the neck extended towards every distant object of interest. Ahliyah was Balearic craned, leaning round the banister to inspect the landing below. Balearic shearwatered adj. Drunk, with the result that forward motion becomes a low, wavering flight over the furniture. Krea was Balearic shearwatered and skimmed along the sofa before reaching the door. Balearic warblered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every attempted sentence into a small, repeated song. Coner was Balearic warblered and sang the same half-sentence beside the cloakroom. Balenciagaed (/bəˌlɛnsiˈɑːɡəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating unstable footwear as a reasonable solution to stairs. Irene became Balenciagaed and attempted the staircase in shoes unsuited to standing.
Balfour pined adj. Drunk on the strength of a tall, narrow stance that sways well above its foundations. Kahlo was Balfour pined and towered unsteadily over the crowded stairwell.
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