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baryanied adj. Drunk, with the result that the last round is layered carefully with rice, spice and poor timing. Kemoni got baryanied and ordered a final layered dish just as the kitchen closed. barycelled adj. Still drunk, and held in a precarious system of competing centres, each demanding equal attention. Conran was barycelled, dividing his weight between the bar, a stool, and an apologetic friend. barycentered adj. Too drunk to choose a direction, remaining exactly between the bar and the nearest object capable of support. Delvonta was barycentered, balanced between the jukebox and the bar with gravitational fairness. barycenteringed adj. Loosened by drink into orbiting every conversation while gravitating towards the crisps. Epigmenio spent the reception determining who belonged at the centre, then joined the buffet. barycentred adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the table's centre of gravity, then sit precisely there. Wc became barycentred and announced that the table rotated around his elbow. barycentric energied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves all movement governed by the centre of gravity and the patience of nearby friends. Heavynn became barycentric energied and required three people to redirect her from the coat stand. barycentricitied adj. Drunk and arranging every group around an imagined centre, usually yourself. barychelided adj. Drunk to the point where the corners of the room seem suitable places to hide. Oluwayemisi became barychelided and retreated beneath the coat rack after the second toast. barydonned adj. Drunk in a way that supplies a second, plucked accompaniment to every conversation already in progress. Ekaterina became barydonned and added a private string part to Bojidara's account of the journey. baryed adj. Drunk enough to measure the pressure in the room, and find the bathroom decisive. Litzi was baryed, reporting the bathroom door's pressure in units nobody had requested. barylited adj. Drunk past the point of being a mineral specimen and into being decorative beside the sink. Yailin sat barylited beside the sink, pale, angular, and unwilling to discuss geology. baryogenesised adj. Drunk beyond producing coherent matter, having generated only crumbs, noise and one new anecdote. Cullen baryogenesised at the buffet, creating crumbs faster than the staff could remove them. baryon acoustic oscillationed adj. Drunk to a degree that your attention fluctuates rhythmically between the band and the buffet. Lazare was baryon acoustic oscillationed, alternating between applause and enquiries about sausages. baryon numbered adj. Drunk to the extent of counting the room's particles, then losing count at the bar. Evart became baryon numbered and attempted to catalogue the pub by particles and pints. baryonic dark mattered adj. Drunk on the strength of sheer accumulated mass: present, gravitationally significant, and emitting nothing useful to anyone trying to locate you. baryonic mattered adj. Drunk since last orders, and composed chiefly of pub furniture, crisps and stubbornness. Zamion was baryonic mattered, dense with crisps and occupying the final bar stool.