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baseball capped (/ˈbeɪs.bɔːl ˌkæpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a curved brim is adopted as both badge and argument. Stasi went baseball capped and refused to remove the borrowed headwear for dinner. baseball carded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every acquaintance into a collectible, with statistics required. Yekusiel became baseball carded and asked the taxi driver for his career record. baseball diamonded adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the room's four useful points into a circuit and calling it sport. Charmecia was baseball diamonded and made the coat stand home plate. baseball fielded adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the entire available ground has become playable territory. Kaydee went baseball fielded and appointed the carpet a regulation playing surface. baseball gloved adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving every object with a padded, slightly delayed flourish. Sjana became baseball gloved and caught the landlord's receipt against her chest. baseball hatted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a brim confers both authority and shade indoors. Koleen was baseball hatted and delivered the verdict beneath a borrowed curved bill. baseball mitted adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to catch remarks before they reach the floor. Kaylalynn became baseball mitted and trapped three unfinished sentences against her jumper. baseball planted adj. Still drunk, and round, stationary, mildly defensive, and apparently adapted to a dry climate. Ladaesha remained baseball planted beside the radiator, refusing migration towards the taxi. baseball playerred adj. Too drunk to distinguish playing the game from explaining how it ought to be played. Elverta was baseball playerred and coached the television through an advertisement. baseball ruled adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that liability ends wherever a nominally protected seat begins. Yoandi became baseball ruled and moved the vase behind the armchair for legal protection. baseballdomed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the entire social world as an amateur contest with innings. Orvis went baseballdomed and divided the supper table into rival leagues. baseballed (/ˈbeɪs.bɔːld/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a run requires both a ball and a team. Shawnell became baseballed and attempted a solitary innings around the furniture. baseballered adj. Having drunk more than a player would ordinarily tolerate, while retaining the playerly confidence. baseballesed adj. Softened by drink into explaining ordinary events with specialised terminology and unnecessary statistics. Leelynd got baseballesed and described the taxi queue as a developing ninth-inning situation. baseballinged adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing a small white object with disproportionate seriousness. Diyan became baseballinged and practised a swing beside the fruit machine. basebanded adj. Of a drinker who has removed all modulation, transmitting the evening's message in its raw frequency range. Jhosue became basebanded and delivered the unprocessed account directly to the landlord.