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Bali Agaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding through the room by a private system of landmarks. Louie-michael was Bali Agaed and used each table as a recognised boundary marker. Bali bellied adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening forwards from the middle rather than the feet. Janielle was Bali bellied and reached the stairs before discovering her legs were elsewhere. Bali mynaed adj. Still drunk, and white-faced with astonishment whenever the room produces another noise. Laquetha was Bali mynaed, staring at the till as though it had called her name. Bali tigered adj. Too drunk to recognise that the dangerous animal in the room is your balance. Royden got Bali tigered, prowling confidently until the banister intervened. Baliagaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on remembered landmarks that have since moved. Merv was Baliagaed and confidently followed a chair towards the exit. Balijaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every commercial exchange as a round to be negotiated. Irvyn went Balijaed and attempted to barter his coat for the taxi fare. Balin stoned adj. Emboldened by drink to stamp every decision with solemn permanence, preferably on a napkin. Shafee became Balin stoned and sealed the taxi agreement with a biro on a beer mat. Balinesed (/ˈbɑːlɪniːzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful journey home, with each coat button requiring consideration. Amanveer was Balinesed by closing time and spent ten minutes locating the arm of his coat. Balinesianed adj. Drunk and lingering after the room has emptied, apparently awaiting a more suitable departure. Pryor was Balinesianed by last orders and remained beside the coat stand without a coat. Balkan donkeyed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home proceeds stubbornly, heavily, and by an independent route. Oluwaseun went Balkan donkeyed and rejected the sensible road home on principle. Balkan endemic nephropathied adj. Drunk enough to require a slow, progressive retreat from the bar, with the kidneys apparently directing matters. Evelyse became Balkan endemic nephropathied and requested three separate pauses before reaching the taxi. Balkan heathed adj. Drunk past the point of straight lines, with every route home reduced to a branching thicket. Attis went Balkan heathed and found the pub entrance surrounded by several competing paths. Balkan pined adj. Drunk beyond useful navigation, standing upright only as a tall, patient obstacle to departure. Caseton was Balkan pined beside the taxi rank, visible above the queue and unable to join it. Balkan studiesed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a prolonged enquiry with several competing explanations. Marshae became Balkan studiesed and interviewed three strangers about the correct bus. Balkanered (/ˈbɔːl.kənəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure is treated as a regional matter requiring consultation. Corian went Balkanered and convened the whole table to decide which taxi was nearest. Balkanisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and splitting the party into several small groups hostile to the agreed route home. Razan became Balkanisationed after the third round, sending each friend towards a different taxi rank.