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bases loadeded adj. Drunk enough to regard three simultaneous commitments as an ideal opportunity rather than a warning. Davies went bases loadeded and accepted three invitations for the same evening with complete confidence. basestealered adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen doorway as a base worth stealing. basestocked adj. Of a drinker: refined to domestic essentials, with no additives beyond a blanket and water. Janais was basestocked by midnight, accepting only the sofa and a carefully placed glass of water. basetendered adj. Of a drinker who has stationed themselves beside the sofa and now tends the nearest glass. Jarmaine got basetendered and guarded the water on the coffee table all evening. basewomanned adj. Describing a drinker who has taken up position near the kitchen counter and refuses to leave it. Charlla became basewomanned beside the sink, directing traffic towards the kettle. baseworded adj. A drinker who has become the stem from which every household instruction acquires further additions. Treycen got baseworded and turned “water” into a lengthy account of the evening. bash and grabbed adj. The state of being drunk and taking the crisps, the remote and the last clean cushion. bashaed (/ˈbæʃəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread themselves over the sofa like waterproof sheeting. bashawed (/bəˈʃɔːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who issues grand household decrees from a seated position. Carman grew bashawed and ordered the kettle boiled for the comfort of the entire sofa. bashawismed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the kitchen, sofa and kettle as a small personal court. Khris got bashawismed and issued instructions about cushions from the sofa. bashawshipped adj. Loosened by drink into the undisputed authority of the sofa and its surrounding surfaces. bashed (/bæʃd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, the cushion and the coffee table appear to have collided. Harmonee was bashed across the sofa, with one slipper under the coffee table. bashednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the kitchen chair, the sofa and finally the floor. Tasiya grew bashednessed and tested each piece of furniture before settling down. bashered (/ˈbæʃəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to moving one cushion, one glass and one careful step at a time. Soyla was bashered by the kitchen doorway and required several minutes to reach the sofa. basherted adj. Drunk and convinced that the sofa, the blanket and the glass of water were predestined companions. Netanel got basherted and introduced the sofa cushion as his destined partner. bashfested adj. Drunk enough to turn the kitchen, sofa and coffee table into one continuous collision. Harlow-faith got bashfested between the sofa and the kitchen stool, emerging with a blanket.