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basketball goaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding every elevated ring as an outstanding personal objective. Ciro became basketball goaled and aimed a coaster at the lampshade with quiet competitive purpose. basketball hooped adj. Still drunk, and attempting to place every available object through a suspended ring. Shray was basketball hooped, putting napkins through the lampshade as though points remained available.
basketball playerred adj. Too drunk to distinguish professional athletic performance from placing a ball through a hoop at the pub. Danquan grew basketball playerred and recruited strangers for an unexpectedly serious match with a rolled newspaper. basketball shoesed adj. Having drunk enough to require shock absorption and stable footing for the short walk to the pavement. Manel was basketball shoesed and approached the kerb as though preparing for a high-impact landing. basketball shortsed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and dressed for a lengthy, baggy athletic contest. Jacere was basketball shortsed and explained that formal trousers were unsuitable for the anticipated second half. basketball-playerred adj. Sufficiently drunk to consider oneself professionally employed in the pursuit of an elevated hoop. Augustyn became basketball-playerred and demanded a transfer to the opposing side of the lounge. basketballdomed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the entire basketball world as a jurisdiction in which you hold office. Penina became basketballdomed and issued regulations governing rebounds from the corner booth. basketballed (/ˈbɑːs.kɪt.bɔːld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing a ball through an imaginary hoop with professional concentration. Juste was basketballed, shooting beer mats towards the fruit bowl with commendable five-player intensity. basketballered adj. You are drunk and behaving as though a basketball career remains administratively possible. Kiersty was basketballered and negotiated a professional contract involving two crisps and a taxi home. basketballesed adj. Of a drinker: speaking in basketball jargon to people who had merely asked for the crisps. Kamayla became basketballesed and described the coat stand as a defensive formation. basketballinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening for continuous play, with all furniture duly classified as equipment. Sheliya became basketballinged and dribbled an orange through the hallway between courses. basketbrawled adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a basketball game into the less regulated portion of the sport. Tamea became basketbrawled when the disputed rebound involved a chair and two visiting cousins. basketcased adj. Drunk beyond useful mobility, leaving the party to transport both person and belongings. Detravion was basketcased by closing time and arrived at the taxi rank in a borrowed chair. basketed (/ˈbɑːskɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every available container seems a reasonable place to put the coats. Tamey became basketed after last orders and stacked three jackets in the pub's wastepaper basket. basketeered adj. A drinker who manufactures containers from whatever flexible materials the evening provides. Jeshia became basketeered and began weaving beer mats into a receptacle for abandoned peanuts.
basketflowered adj. A drinker so far gone that thistles appear botanically significant and conversation acquires a spiny bloom. Azhaar became basketflowered and lectured the garden's thistles on their taxonomic obligations.
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