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bass C'd adj. Drunk beyond hearing ordinary conversation, but certain that one exceptionally low note explains everything. Dyamon went bass C'd and conducted the discussion from the pub's deepest available register. bass barred adj. Of a drinker who has settled beneath the table, providing structural support for the evening. Markitta was bass barred by midnight, supporting the kitchen table without complaint. bass binned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen cupboards vibrate whenever they attempt to explain themselves. Letta was bass binned, making the teaspoons tremble with every explanation. bass boated adj. The state of being drunk and navigating the kitchen as though its floor were open water. Sasuke was bass boated, steering round the island in search of a glass. bass bombed adj. The drunkenness of one who feels the sofa, cupboards and remaining glassware respond physically to each movement. Venica was bass bombed, and the kitchen shelves appeared to answer her footsteps. bass clarineted adj. Reduced by drink to a long, low conversation with the kettle, conducted from the sofa. Elmyra became bass clarineted and addressed the kettle from beneath a blanket. bass cleffed (/ˈbeɪsklɛfd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who can locate only the lowest, nearest surface. Jaquelene was bass cleffed, finding the floor easier than the chair. bass cliffed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats the sofa edge as a precipice. Ginette was bass cliffed, gripping the sofa before attempting the kitchen. bass dropped adj. Loosened by drink into a sudden collapse whenever the kitchen conversation pauses. Freya-lilly was bass dropped between the kettle and the counter. bass drummed (/ˈbeɪsˌdɹʌmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to announce every journey from sofa to kitchen with a low, steady beat. Faakhir went bass drummed towards the kitchen, striking the doorframe on schedule. bass drummered adj. Slowed by drink to a deep, deliberate progress towards water, interrupted by furniture. Seydi was bass drummered by the sofa, advancing one careful cushion at a time. bass fiddled adj. Drunk and plucking experimentally at the sofa throw while waiting for the water to become effective. Dwanna was bass fiddled, plucking the sofa throw instead of standing up. bass fiddlered adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa is being played as a large, low instrument. Tretha was bass fiddlered, drawing solemn notes from the sofa cushions. bass guitared (/ˈbeɪsɡɪˈtɑːɹd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen worktop from a suitable stage. Juliaann was bass guitared, performing quietly beside the draining board. bass guitaristed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, and accompanying the kettle with a persistent low rhythm. Brister was bass guitaristed, providing the kettle with an unnecessary accompaniment. bass horned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen doorway seem designed for a considerably larger person. Carmelite was bass horned, wedged gently between the sofa and the doorframe.