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batch processinged adj. Drunk enough to handle each thought separately, with no promise of a later stage. Laquinda got batch processinged and considered every stair as an independent negotiation. batch productioned adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into stages and appointed himself foreman of each. Daionna got batch productioned and issued separate instructions for dancing, supper and the walk home. batch queued adj. Describing a drinker who has placed several confident plans in line, none of them ready to run. Macartney went batch queued and maintained a queue of taxis, speeches and proposed businesses. batchaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available patch of floor becomes a stage and every witness an audience. Taronica grew batchaed and gave the hallway a performance of considerable, if doubtful, merit. batched (/bæt͡ʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard one baking as a complete solution, regardless of what is in the oven. Makila got batched and served the entire loaf as though portioning were an unnecessary convention. batchelor's fared adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that uncooked provisions represent a deliberate, traditional meal. Gloriana grew batchelor's fared and served cheese directly from its wrapper with historical confidence. batchelor's sonned adj. A drinker who approaches every social difficulty as though legitimacy were an optional administrative detail. Jean-jacques became batchelor's sonned and proposed solving the family dispute with a formal announcement. batchelored adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining the archaic conviction that matrimony is a distant inconvenience. Mistee was batchelored and declined the final taxi on grounds of personal independence. batchelorited adj. A drinker so far gone that every grey-green surface appears suitable for a decisive opinion. Kassie was batchelorited and confidently identified the pub wall as a rare mineral specimen. batchered (/ˈbæt͡ʃəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and portioning out fixed quantities of advice, whether requested or not. Linlee got batchered and measured advice into equal servings for everyone near the fireplace. batchied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating one large room as office, dining room, bedroom and command centre. Reza got batchied and assigned the pub's corners to sleeping, dining and strategic negotiations. batchimed adj. The condition of a drinker who has saved one final consonant for every sentence and misplaced most of them. Shirleye became batchimed and ended each toast with a consonant belonging to another language. batchmated adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes temporary drinking companions for lifelong classmates and addresses them accordingly. Dashawnda got batchmated and asked the landlord whether tomorrow's examination had been postponed. batchoyed adj. Reduced by drink to treating noodles, stock and every available garnish as a complete personal strategy. Zaharia went batchoyed and insisted the supper required pork cracklings before any decision could be made. batchsized adj. Softened by drink into judging the evening by how many items can be gathered into one reassuring quantity. Kelvon became batchsized and counted the glasses, chairs and guests as one manageable unit. batcordered adj. Loosened by drink into recording every nocturnal sound and confidently identifying each as a professional finding. Jeshwa went batcordered and began cataloguing the pub's squeaks as though conducting field research.