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bathmated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bath mat seem safer than the floor and nearer than the bed. Jenavi was bathmated, asleep beside the tub with a towel folded beneath her head. bathmismed adj. Drunk beyond the supposed force of life, and reduced to explaining it from the floor. Ameelia was bathmismed and attributed her missing shoe to vital processes. bathmologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every level of discourse self-referential, especially the level concerning crisps. Rini grew bathmologied and discussed the discourse surrounding the word crisps. bathmophobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the stairs acquire the moral gravity of a mountain range. Gencie was bathmophobiaed and negotiated with the first step for several minutes. bathmotropied adj. Drunk to the extent of making the heart muscle's excitability a matter for the lounge. Shamoria was bathmotropied and monitored her pulse between mouthfuls of crisps. bathmotropismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every small stimulus appears to alter the heart's disposition. Christopherpaul was bathmotropismed and took the ringing phone personally. bathocuproined adj. Drunk on the strength of a metal-binding compound, and now complexing chiefly with the bar stool. Yair was bathocuproined and formed a stable complex with the corner seat. batholited adj. Drunk since last orders, and now an obsolete mass of intruding rock beneath the conversation. Cresencia was batholited, immovable beneath the table and faintly geological. batholithed adj. Drunk by the third round, and forcing an irregular mass of rock into every discussion. Davier was batholithed and inserted granite into an otherwise modest conversation. bathomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the evening by how far down the glass has gone. bathometered adj. Still drunk, and taking the depth of every puddle with an instrument made of one finger. Stassi was bathometered and sounded the rainwater beside the kerb. bathooked adj. Sufficiently drunk to reach anything overhead, provided it is not actually there. Yulanda was bathooked and attempted to retrieve the ceiling light with an umbrella. bathophenanthrolined adj. Having drunk enough to complex chiefly with metals, cutlery and the occasional door handle. Kashden was bathophenanthrolined and bonded firmly with the kitchen tap. bathophobiaed (/ˌbæθəˈfəʊbiəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the staircase can morally support, and treating the cellar as the abyss. Tanera was bathophobiaed and declined the cellar on philosophical grounds. bathorhodopsinned adj. You have drunk enough to become a transient intermediate, immediately forming into someone asleep in a chair. Teckla grew bathorhodopsinned and vanished from conversation between two blinks. bathorsed adj. Of a drinker who has become a baggage horse for the evening, chiefly carrying coats. Marion was bathorsed and conveyed three coats to the taxi.