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bathosed (/ˈbeɪθɒsd/) adj. A drinker who turns a modest farewell into treacly tragedy, involving the bar snacks. Shenaz became bathosed and mourned the final onion ring. bathoused adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat cupboard is mistaken for a shelter for bats. Lillibeth was bathoused and settled among the coats for the winter. bathownered adj. The state of being drunk and proprietorial about a public bathhouse one does not own. Amarra was bathownered and inspected the pub toilets for commercial improvements. bathpluged adj. The condition of a drinker who prevents everything from escaping, including the evening's final remark. Sindi was bathpluged and blocked the bathroom door with quiet determination. bathrobed (/ˈbɑːθ.ɹəʊbd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached terrycloth, dampness and no immediate need to dress fully. Latief was bathrobed and addressed the takeaway driver from beneath a towel. bathroom bagged adj. Drunk by closing time, and packing every small personal item as though departure required toiletries. Kongcheng got bathroom bagged and distributed combs to people who had not requested them. bathroom billed adj. Still drunk, and prepared to debate public lavatory legislation with whoever has not yet escaped. Abbiegale went bathroom billed, explaining access regulations to the taxi driver. bathroom breaked adj. Too drunk to remain with the group for a scheduled interval without treating the interval as the evening's main event. Evva became bathroom breaked and delayed the meal while conducting a ceremonial absence. bathroom scalesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to weigh every social interaction and report the figures aloud. Maryonna got bathroom scalesed and assigned numerical values to each guest's friendliness. bathroom singered adj. Having drunk enough to perform familiar songs badly wherever the acoustics permit. Nandika became bathroom singered and gave the corridor a lengthy account of her range. bathroom tissued adj. Having drunk more than the company can absorb, and requiring careful removal from the premises. Verdon got bathroom tissued and was gently detached from the coat stand by two colleagues. bathroomed (/ˈbɑːθɹʊmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly announcing a need for facilities before forgetting why. Montaya became bathroomed and made the entire party wait outside an occupied cubicle. bathroometted adj. You have drunk enough to conduct all remaining social business in one very small room. Sonic went bathroometted and held a confidential meeting beside the hand basin. bathroomfuled adj. You are drunk and occupy enough social space to fill a small room, including its exits. Jerralee became bathroomfuled and prevented the guests from reaching the cloakroom. bathroomgoered adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly visiting the facilities, with companions appointed to wait and remember the route. Zyrin was bathroomgoered, requiring Clura to escort him past the same plant twice. bathroomwared adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every sink, cistern and towel rail for material for social improvement. Treisha became bathroomwared and inspected the venue's fixtures with unsolicited professional advice.