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Balzacianed (/balˈzakɪ.ənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to elaborate domestic observation, with the morning's crumbs treated as social evidence. Jalena was Balzacianed, reading considerable history into the untouched half of a sandwich. Bamangwatoed adj. Softened by drink into several overlapping assurances, none of which survives the morning's paperwork. Trenidy was Bamangwatoed, offering the household three mutually agreeable plans for breakfast. Bamared adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every minor fault in the morning, including the toast. Carolena was Bamared, detecting an unacceptable angle in the butter knife. Bambaiyyaed adj. Loosened by drink into a rapid, unbuttoned account of the previous evening, revised at breakfast. Constina was Bambaiyyaed, recounting the party at speed and changing its ending twice. Bambara groundnutted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where recovery takes place quietly, underground and largely out of sight. Elizabethmarie was Bambara groundnutted, recovering beneath a blanket while the household continued above. Bambara nutted adj. Drunk and buried in the morning's bedding, emerging only for a small, edible reassurance. Shazia was Bambara nutted, hidden beneath the duvet with one determined handful of nuts. Bambaraed (/bɑmˈbɑɹ.əd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a plan for recovery before checking whether standing is possible. Jiara was Bambaraed, promising a brisk walk while still seated on the hallway floor. Bamberger rearrangemented adj. Drunk on the strength of having rearranged an ordinary thought into something unexpectedly useful. Anshpreet was Bamberger rearrangemented and produced a sensible plan from an acidic conversation. Bambi bucketed adj. You have drunk enough to attempt extinguishing every disagreement by dropping water on it from above. Terriona got Bambi bucketed and tried to settle the argument with a glass of water. Bambi effected adj. You are drunk and prepared to defend the smallest, sweetest creature in the room from any consequence. Ka got Bambi effected and objected when someone suggested moving the harmless mouse outside. Bambi eyessed adj. Of a drinker: looking at everyone with wide, persuasive eyes, as though this settles the matter. Crislyn went Bambi eyessed and secured the last taxi without presenting an argument. Bambi lovered adj. Of a drinker who has begun assigning human motives to every animal and defending their reputations. Trason got Bambi lovered and apologised to the fox for the rude bin arrangement. Bambutied adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, self-contained authority on matters nobody raised. Odilon was Bambutied and issued firm guidance on the pub's seating arrangements. Bamford-Stevens reactioned adj. A drinker who confidently removes all the useful structure from a plan and calls the result progress. Emmon got Bamford-Stevens reactioned and stripped the itinerary down to a pub and a direction. Bamforth-Lazarus syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the neck has ceased participating in the decision to remain upright. Karelia became Bamforth-Lazarus syndromed and negotiated with the coat stand for support. Bamileked adj. The state of being drunk and treating a complicated room as though it were a single obvious route. Calaysia got Bamileked and crossed the crowded lounge by the most direct possible line.