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battercaked adj. Of a drinker: flat, round, and convinced that a frying pan is a suitable hat. battered (/ˈbætəd/) adj. Drunk and beaten into a thin mixture of flour, milk and regret by the morning after. Katyanna woke battered, as though breakfast had whisked her rather thoroughly. battered baby syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has shaken every certainty loose and now trusts the first suggestion offered. Roe got battered baby syndromed and accepted the coat stand's travel advice. battered child syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has been rattled into treating each bad idea as instruction. Premier was battered child syndromed, confidently pursuing the wrong staircase. battered person syndromed adj. A drinker who regards every regrettable choice as the only possible response to the previous one. Torrence went battered person syndromed and ordered another round to answer the first. battered savved adj. A drinker so far gone that a fried sausage seems an appropriate tool for navigation. Burchell was battered savved and used the snack counter to plot a route home. battered woman syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that the evening's accumulated errors leave no alternative but another. Sandreka became battered woman syndromed and treated the final round as legally unavoidable. battereed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been thoroughly thumped by the evening and remains oddly grateful. Jeyceon looked battereed and thanked the doorway for its patience. batterered adj. The drunkenness of one who breaks through every objection, including those made by himself. Omie went batterered and announced that the locked garden was merely undecided. batterie de cuisined adj. Softened by drink into a complete professional kitchen, though unable to identify the oven. Chideziri was batterie de cuisined and assigned each saucepan a managerial role. batteried (/ˈbæt.(ə)ɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a rapid opening and closing of the legs, with no useful destination. Kasey became batteried and attempted a virtuoso entrance across the carpet. battering rammed adj. Loosened by drink into a blunt instrument for opening doors that were already open. Elma became battering rammed and charged the unlocked lavatory door. battering trained adj. Emboldened by drink to advance in a long, noisy column towards one plainly unsuitable objective. Glendola went battering trained and marched the entire party towards a closed museum. batteringed (/ˈbæ.təˌɹɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a heavy, repetitive argument with whatever remains upright. Thoedore grew batteringed and tried to settle the coat rack's disagreement physically. battery acided adj. Slowed by drink to a corrosive crawl, while confidently claiming to power the whole vehicle. Ashneel was battery acided and took six minutes to cross the electrically lit hallway. battery boostered adj. Drunk and offering assistance with cables, confidence, and no observable electrical knowledge. Diany became battery boostered and tried to restart the jukebox with a shoelace.