Banabanned
Bandelled

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Banabanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided every boundary is an invitation to continue. Markaysha was Banabanned and treated the staff-only door as a promising suggestion. Banach spaced adj. Reduced by drink to a complete succession of increasingly distant conclusions, each reached with confidence. Grundy became Banach spaced and located the missing keys by successively less plausible estimates.
Banaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a distant destination for a perfectly reasonable next step. Josean was Banaed and announced that the coast was walkable from the city centre. Banamined adj. Softened by drink into making a firm decision and immediately losing interest in defending it. Shelicia got Banamined and volunteered to host dinner before forgetting which dinner. Bananalandered adj. Sharpened by drink into cheerful certainty about a place you have never properly considered. Jerrimy got Bananalandered and offered precise directions across Queensland from memory. Banburied (/ˈbænbɹid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to interrupt a serious discussion with an explanation involving pastry and certainty. Faizan got Banburied and resolved the budget dispute by presenting an imaginary cake. Banburismused adj. Loosened by drink into inferring elaborate intentions from clues that are not connected. Ozite became Banburismused and reconstructed the landlord's strategy from three misplaced coasters. Banbury caked adj. Slowed by drink to a spiced, flattened state, yet still convinced you can manage one more task. Dorothy became Banbury caked and attempted to fold the map into the shape of a pastry. Banbury mixered adj. A drinker so far gone that several separate conversations have been internally combined into one unmarketable batch. Hildreth was Banbury mixered, blending the football score with a complaint about curtains. Banbury storied adj. Drunk and delivering a roundabout account whose conclusion has wandered away from its beginning. Lucassie got Banbury storied and explained the missing umbrella through three unrelated childhood incidents. Banbury story of a cock and a bulled (/ˈbænbɹi ˈstɔːɹi əv ə ˈkɒk ənd ə ˈbʊld/) adj. Drunk to the point where a simple explanation acquires livestock, detours and no reliable ending. Tihara became Banbury story of a cock and a bulled while explaining why the taxi had departed. Banbury story of a cock and bulled adj. Drunk enough to make a straightforward account circular, agricultural and unexpectedly authoritative. Jazzmynn got Banbury story of a cock and bulled while describing the journey from the bar. Banbury taled adj. Drunk past the point of answering directly, and now committed to an elaborate account of nothing. Alberico was Banbury taled when asked whether he had booked the table. Banbury tarted adj. Drunk beyond accepting that an ornate explanation may be less useful than the plain truth. Rocky became Banbury tarted and described the late arrival as a pastry-related inevitability. Bandalaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary request into an arrangement over which you claim permanent control. Emilee-rose got Bandalaed and reorganised the kitchen as though appointed for life.
Bandelled adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is separated into crumbly fragments and scattered generously. Sanny got Bandelled and left fragments of an argument across three separate tables.
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