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batting average on balls in played adj. Drunk in a way that turns every cushion, coaster, and glass into part of the household calculation. Kourosh was batting average on balls in played, with the sofa furnishing most of the evidence. batting averaged adj. Drunk past the point of improving your household statistics, despite repeated attempts at the tap. batting collapsed adj. Drunk, with the result that successive attempts to reach the kitchen end without adding anything useful. Brajon was batting collapsed after three departures from the sofa and no water returned. batting gloved adj. Drunk to a degree that requires padded hands for opening cupboards and lifting the water glass. Caireen was batting gloved and handled the kitchen cupboards with unusual ceremony. batting ordered adj. Drunk to the extent of sending household occupants to the kitchen in a fixed sequence for water. Natalis was batting ordered, dispatching Ermon first, then himself, towards the tap. batting padded adj. Drunk on the strength of soft coverings, regarding every cushion as adequate protection from the floor. Aliva was batting padded and descended onto the sofa with careful, unnecessary technique. battinged (/ˈbætɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa, duvet, and coat are assembled into one padded refuge. Gladene was battinged beneath three cushions, with Casey-james appointed keeper of the water. battle axed adj. Still drunk, and wielding the wooden spoon as though the kitchen required ancient military protection. Aswath was battle axed, guarding the fridge with a wooden spoon and solemn purpose. battle buddied adj. Emboldened by drink to enlist the nearest regular as a lifelong comrade. Wolford got battle buddied and shared his crisps with a stranger at the bar. battle bussed adj. Slowed by drink to conduct the journey home as a mobile campaign headquarters. battle cried adj. Drunk and issuing a rallying shout before attempting the stairs. Demi-rae battle cried before making a determined advance towards the toilets. battle cruisered adj. Too drunk to distinguish scouting the fleet from slowly circling the coffee table. Casondra became battle cruisered and patrolled the sitting room in search of a suitable berth. battle fatigued adj. Drunk enough to require a sit-down after successfully negotiating the crisps. Gintare was battle fatigued before the second round had reached the table. battle fatiguesed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ordinary clothing from kit for active service. Laird arrived battle fatiguesed, wearing his coat as though reporting for duty. battle fleeted adj. Drunk beyond keeping the party together, with each member making for a different exit. Floree went battle fleeted when the round ended, heading towards three doors at once. battle grounded adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor has become the only defensible location. Jamillia was battle grounded beneath the table, refusing evacuation until the music improved.