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battle honoursed adj. Drunk, with the result that every former pub victory is displayed prominently and repeatedly. Nileah was battle honoursed, recounting her successful darts finishes to the fruit machine. battle jacketed adj. Loosened by drink into a sleeveless militant garment, decorated chiefly with opinions about the music. Aneia became battle jacketed and explained the evening's hierarchy through several imaginary patches. battle lined adj. Drunk to a degree that puts the bar staff and the toilets on opposing fronts. Vivyana became battle lined, holding the gap between the bar and lavatories. battle mapped adj. Drunk to the extent of marking out the pub's furniture as though directing a campaign. Jahel got battle mapped and charted the shortest route from stool to smoking area. battle of the bandsed adj. Drunk on the strength of competing noises, each louder than the last and none requested. Jesstin got battle of the bandsed and challenged the jukebox to a singing contest. battle of the brainsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the simplest pub question as a scholarly contest. Fisnik got battle of the brainsed over whether crisps counted as supper. battle of the bulged adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the waistline with quiet strategic confidence. Myles was battle of the bulged, ordering chips as a sensible defensive measure. battle of the sexesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a private disagreement between opposing halves of the same person. Keywon was battle of the sexesed, arguing with himself over the final packet of nuts. battle passed adj. Still drunk, and collecting imaginary rewards for each successful movement towards home. Ilhan was battle passed, claiming the taxi rank as the evening's final unlocked stage. battle pieced adj. Sufficiently drunk to represent the evening as a grand composition of arguments and spilled lager. Prestin got battle pieced and described the quarrel by the fruit machine as a masterpiece. battle rappered adj. Having drunk enough to insult opponents in improvised verse, chiefly when nobody has opposed anything. Zhara got battle rappered and rhymed the landlord's name with every available noun. battle rhythmed adj. Having drunk more than the routine can absorb, yet continuing it with military conviction. Ozlem got battle rhythmed and ordered the usual despite having no idea what it was. battle rifled adj. You have drunk enough to select targets with care and fire your opinions at full strength. Rohma was battle rifled, taking precise conversational aim at the television above the bar. battle roped adj. You are drunk and swinging the evening back and forth to build strength that is not needed. Kaysn got battle roped and made the queue for the toilets sway in unison. battle royaled (/ˌbætl̩ ɹɔɪˈæld/) adj. Of a drinker: three or more opinions remain standing, and none will yield the floor. Kenyanna was battle royaled, debating chips, taxis and closing time simultaneously. battle royalled (/ˌbætl̩ ɹɔɪˈæld/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the whole pub to one argument, with a single position left standing. Dyshaun was battle royalled, defending his choice of kebab against the entire smoking area.