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baurusuchined adj. Drunk enough to patrol the closing pub with a crocodilian seriousness and no clear destination. Lanni became baurusuchined during last orders and guarded the exit from the inside. bausonned adj. The state of being drunk and badger-like: persistent, inquisitive, and unwilling to leave the matter alone. Chaquanna became bausonned and investigated the handbag beneath the chair. bauxited (/ˈbɔːksaɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining pliable, becoming clay-like and difficult to extract from the pub. Balaal was bauxited by closing time and had to be mined from the corner seat. bavachinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker medicinally confident about every decision concerning coats and taxis. Nastia was bavachinned and prescribed one more round before anyone mentioned the last train. bavaisoflavoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure is treated as an antioxidant intervention requiring further discussion. Fuad was bavaisoflavoned and argued that the walk home would restore everyone’s cellular balance. bavalited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person dark, mineral-like and firmly attached to the nearest seat. Minneola was bavalited by last orders and could not be separated from the banquette. bavardaged adj. Drunk to the extent of sustaining chatter with the cloakroom attendant after everyone else has gone home. Hannah was bavardaged at closing and exchanged elaborate banter with an unattended umbrella. bavaresed adj. Drunk on the strength of a creamy dessert and now travelling home with corresponding softness. Deeneen was bavaresed after supper and accepted the coat as a form of personal support. bavarianed (/bəˈveɹ̠iənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently custard-like to require serving rather than accompanying home. Jacquell was bavarianed by closing time and was ladled gently into the waiting car. bavaroised (/ˌbævə(ɹ)ˈwɑːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that sweetened milk is the proper preparation for departure. Samridh was bavaroised by the third round and requested a milky drink for the journey home. bavaroyed (/ˈbævəɹɔɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in the manner of someone who has mistaken a cloak for transport. Qassam was bavaroyed when the pub shut, remaining motionless beneath his oversized coat. baved adj. Still drunk, and drawing out the evening in two sticky strands that refuse to separate at the door. Elexus was baved after closing, attached to the coat stand by an unusually persistent farewell. bavenited adj. Too drunk to identify the mineral content of the pavement, or to distinguish it from the way home. Zarrin was bavenited after last orders and examined the kerb as though it were a specimen. bavetted (/bæˈvɛtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the walk home as a substantial cut of beef requiring careful handling. Chaquanna was bavetted by closing and approached the stairs with steak-like concentration. bavianed adj. Having drunk enough to inspect the departing crowd with the solemn curiosity of an old-world baboon. Debs was bavianed at last orders and examined every departing coat before choosing her own. bavinned (/ˈbæ.vɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening could bundle neatly, and now resembling loose fuel awaiting collection. Yorman was bavinned by closing, a bundle of coat, scarf and unfinished opinions.