Banderismed
Bangaloreaned

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Banderismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a private preference into a movement and appoints you its leader. Dshayla became Banderismed and founded a campaign for the pub's chairs to face north. Banderisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending a personal hunch as a complete political programme. Ebony-leigh got Banderisted and demanded a platform for her view on shared desserts.
Banderited (/[ˈbændəɹaɪ̯t]d/) adj. The state of being drunk and declaring the kitchen a political headquarters. Kyonte became Banderited and issued firm instructions about the arrangement of the mugs. Banderizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who converts the household, gradually, to one uncompromising arrangement of plates. Elzora was Banderizationed and moved every plate into a single, authoritative stack. Banderovited adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a glass of water into a matter of political allegiance. Razvan grew Banderovited and demanded to know which side the water glass represented. Bandinied adj. Reduced by drink to producing household nonsense with complete conversational confidence. Anneta became Bandinied and explained the washing-up to a saucepan for ten minutes. Bandjalanged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the route home as a matter for prolonged geographical consultation. Lakecia went Bandjalanged and sought directions from a decorative lighthouse. Bandjinned adj. Softened by drink into a person who settles quietly wherever the nearest cushion happens to be. Isain was Bandjinned and folded himself carefully into the corner of the sofa. Banff Springs physaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, slow-moving presence that requires warm water and careful handling. Ingar was Banff Springs physaed, inching towards the kitchen tap for a glass of water. Bang's diseased adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose domestic boundaries have become mildly infectious. Tuyen was Bang's diseased and left a trail of glasses between the sofa and kitchen. Bangakhed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the kitchen and sitting room are not one continuous surface. Vladyslav was Bangakhed and searched the sofa for the tap. Bangaleed adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete word, and determined to put it back into circulation. Delesia went Bangaleed and used the archaic term in every order for stout. Bangalied adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint oneself responsible for the household's breakfast arrangements. Uneeda became Bangalied and began assigning eggs to people who had already gone to bed. Bangalore mined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long, dangerous object being pushed across the kitchen floor. Ariee went Bangalore mined and took several minutes to reach the sofa with the water. Bangalore torpedoed adj. Drunk and advancing through the kitchen in a straight line, clearing cups and obstacles without malice. Kharson came Bangalore torpedoed through the kitchen, removing three mugs from his path.
Bangaloreaned adj. Drunk enough to treat every room as a separate jurisdiction and the sofa as the capital. Eutha was Bangaloreaned and gave the kitchen a formal inspection before sitting down.