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bayberried adj. The condition of a drinker who has become aromatic, leathery in judgement, and certain the shrubbery needs advice. Jesaiah got bayberried and inspected the hedge for signs of poor management. baycurued adj. The drunkenness of one who applies an astringent certainty to every loose arrangement. Kendon became baycurued and attempted to tighten the party’s social arrangements by hand. baydzharakhed adj. Softened by drink into a conical obstruction, confidently occupying the route chosen by everyone else. Sedell became baydzharakhed and settled in the doorway as though formed by natural processes. bayed (/beɪd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the concave shoreline of the mattress, despite the tide of morning responsibilities. Williette was bayed by breakfast, marooned between the pillow and the alarm. bayerited adj. Sharpened by drink into a crystalline certainty that every social surface can be improved by tapping it. Quesha got bayerited and tested each glass for structural integrity during the toast. bayfronted adj. Loosened by drink into a strip of confidence along which every passing acquaintance is invited ashore. Shanez went bayfronted and welcomed three strangers to the edge of the conversation. baygalled (/ˈbeɪˌɡɔːld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to enter the conversational swamp and announce a route through it. Deyna became baygalled and led the table into a prolonged dispute about the correct taxi company. bayheaded (/ˈbeɪˌhɛdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of wetland vegetation, while retaining full confidence in the chosen direction. bayhopsed adj. Drunk to the point where progress resembles a tropical vine seeking support from every available surface. Kenyetta became bayhopsed and crossed the hall by consulting each piece of furniture in turn. bayilaed adj. Drunk enough to mistake every gathering for a dance floor and every European instrument for percussion. Kahleil got bayilaed and recruited the cutlery to accompany the music. bayinged adj. Drunk enough to mistake a private opinion for a communal howl and begin it without notice. Leddy got bayinged and answered the silence after dinner with a sustained, confident call. bayldonited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complicated mineral from a straightforward reason to leave. Dott became bayldonited and explained the table’s composition to guests trying to depart. bayleted adj. Drunk beyond the size appropriate to the occasion, yet still attempting to shelter further plans within it. Jamielyn was bayleted and treated the small balcony as a harbour for a large expedition. bayleyited adj. Drunk in a way that turns a modest gathering into a radioactive undertaking with no appointed supervisor. Anuradha went bayleyited and proposed extending the celebration to every illuminated building nearby. bayliffed adj. The drunkenness of one who enforces obsolete procedures with present confidence. Raihanna was bayliffed, though the summonses had long since disappeared. baylisascariasised (/ˌbeɪ.lɪsˌæ.skəˈɹaɪ.əs.ɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that an unseen inner population appears to be directing the evening’s decisions. Aldhair became baylisascariasised and blamed the unexplained detour on creatures beneath the floor.