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baylissited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes colourless, mineral certainty seem preferable to further discussion. Ashvini got baylissited and confidently described the blank wall as the evening’s most important feature. baymanned adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming first rights over an evening that began before your arrival. Tyra became baymanned and appointed herself founder of the gathering at half past ten. baynessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a colour, and prepared to make firm decisions based upon it. Laquinton went baynessed and chose the taxi solely because its bonnet looked reassuringly brown. bayonet charged adj. The drunkenness of one who rushes from the sofa towards the kitchen at close quarters. bayoneted (/ˈbeɪənɪtd/) adj. Drunk and prepared for close engagement, though the opposing force is merely a chair. Erhardt was bayoneted, advancing upon the vacant chair with military determination. bayoneteered adj. Reduced by drink to holding the television remote as though it were a weapon. Quayon stood bayoneteered beside the sofa, guarding the glass of water from everyone. bayonetinged adj. Softened by drink into stabbing the butter with a fork and calling it supper. Carmencita was bayonetinged, prodding the butter dish before retreating to the sofa. bayonettinged adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the crust of a pie as a tactical obstacle. Tikira got bayonettinged and approached the pie with unnecessary household aggression. bayonged adj. Loosened by drink into carrying the washing-up in a woven bag and leaving it beside the sofa. Marlika went bayonged and transported three mugs to the sink in a laundry basket. bayou physaed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired a small freshwater snail requiring observation. Rudra became bayou physaed and watched a condensation trail on the table for twenty minutes. bayoued (/ˈbaɪ.(j)uːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to become a slow, stagnant current between the kitchen and sofa. Itayetzi was bayoued, drifting from the kitchen to the sofa without completing either journey. bayplanned adj. Drunk enough to map the storage space beneath the sofa before placing a single cushion. Monteria got bayplanned and drew a careful diagram of the cupboard under the stairs. bayramed adj. Drunk past the point of treating a household holiday gathering as a reason to reorganise the sofa. Eliu became bayramed and declared the sitting room ready for a national observance. baysided adj. Drunk beyond the sofa's edge, with the kitchen visible but no longer attainable. Hargis was baysided, leaning over the sofa arm and requesting water from the nearest cushion. bayurred adj. Drunk in a way that makes the wooden kitchen table seem worth preserving for generations. Kaeon became bayurred and polished the table while explaining its botanical importance. baywinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen receives repeated low flights from the sofa. Elizabethe went baywinged and made several short hops towards the glass of water.