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bazingered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you volunteering for work nobody has offered. Oneika was bazingered and agreed to carry every crate after closing. bazinned adj. Drunk enough to regard a salted barley loaf as both meal and tableware. Nhyira became bazinned and used the bread to mop up the gravy. bazirited adj. Drunk, with the result that every colourless mineral on the shelf appears worth examining. Hunor was bazirited and inspected the pub windows for crystals. bazlamaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a round loaf seem a perfectly reasonable hat. Jasmine-rose was bazlamaed and wore the bread basket to the taxi rank. bazongaed (/bəˈzɒŋɡəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of greeting the larger decorative features of the pub. Tysheem was bazongaed and complimented the brewery mural at length. bazonkered adj. Drunk on the strength of one enormous opinion, delivered repeatedly near the fruit machine. Enny was bazonkered and had strong views about the pub's largest ornament. bazooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a thin, persistent tune from anything tubular. Azriel was bazooed and played the empty crisp tube like a tin horn. bazookaed (/bəˈzuːkəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting a brass solo with the authority of a parade band. Timofei was bazookaed and gave the fruit machine a trombone introduction. bazookaisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every length of tubing as an instrument requiring practice. Corrinna was bazookaisted and rehearsed beside the pub's heating pipes. bazookamanned adj. Still drunk, and approaching ordinary conversation with unnecessarily heavy equipment. Renatta was bazookamanned and addressed the barmaid from behind an umbrella. bazoombaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the room's rounded furniture unusually reassuring. Ld was bazoombaed and spent ten minutes complimenting the landlord's armchair. bazoomed (/bəˈzuːmd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a large ornament from a suitable conversational partner. Xabi was bazoomed and apologised to the pub's padded banquette. bazouanthroned adj. Having drunk enough to discuss obscure plant compounds while waiting for chips. Raynesha was bazouanthroned and explained tree roots to the kebab-shop queue. bazoukied adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark acquires a sharp metallic introduction. Zaylani grew bazoukied and announced the taxi's arrival in a bright, ringing voice. bazubanded adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake a sleeve, bracelet, or beer mat for armour. Josuha was bazubanded and defended the dartboard with a folded menu. bazucoed adj. Drunk enough to discuss the manufacture of illicit paste as though chairing a South American symposium. John-henry became bazucoed and delivered a technical account of paste production beside the fruit machine.