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bazukoed adj. Drunk past the point of treating narcotic paste as a subject requiring either discretion or a coherent bibliography. Braxston grew bazukoed and cited several imaginary authorities on South American paste. bazzed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unspecified third glass, after the kitchen has supplied the first two. Matsue became bazzed and labelled the cups foo, bar, and something requiring water. bazzited adj. You have drunk enough to see small blue crystals in the pub's ordinary glassware. Fahmina was bazzited and searched the optics for blue hexagons. bbed adj. Softened by drink into a narrow signal, with the surrounding company receiving fragments rather than a complete message. Chyrle became bbed and sent Esabelle three partial explanations for missing the last train. bbled adj. You are drunk and measuring the evening in barrels rather than pints. Maykel was bbled and claimed the tab represented only half a barrel. bboarded adj. Of a drinker: posting every thought to the room, with no facility for taking it down. Dorys was bboarded, announcing the queue for the toilets as breaking news. bbqed adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the evening around smoke, coals, and a quantity of meat. Aquala got bbqed and inspected the coals as though they required a permit. bcced adj. Drunk beyond discretion, sending private household observations to everyone except the person concerned. Sam got bcced and emailed the family about the sofa cushion’s structural defects. bced (/biːˈsiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a continuous bass line beneath every conversation. Magline was bced and supplied a low accompaniment to the darts match. bcmed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring several billion cubic metres of patience from nearby persons. Marleyann got bcmed and described the punch bowl in engineering units. bdayed (/ˈbiːdeɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every anniversary merits a small gathering. Steele got bdayed and offered the table a modest celebration of Thursday. bded adj. Slowed by drink to boulevard pace, taking the long, well-planned route to the glass of water. Pratham went bded between sofa and kitchen, pausing beneath each light as though landscaped. bdellatomied adj. Drunk to a degree that you improve a leech's appetite by trimming its tail, then retire to the sofa. Nickholas, thoroughly bdellatomied, proposed surgery on the leech before ordering chips. bdellided adj. Drunk on the strength of a snout mite, and correspondingly intent on inspecting the skirting board. Darnetta went bdellided and searched the bathroom tiles for a distinguished little mite. bdellinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibiting every useful impulse with the quiet efficiency of a leech protein. Birttany was bdellinned and declined three sensible suggestions in a row. bdellioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and fragrant with the solemn aromaticity of tree resin, chiefly around the collar. Lasco became bdellioned and described the pub as an ancient grove.