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Bangalored (/ˌbæŋ.ɡəˈlɔːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a long object is required to clear a path to the glass of water. Myung became Bangalored and used a broom to negotiate the distance to the kitchen tap. Bangashed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary household geography, with the sofa treated as a reliable landmark. Matilde was Bangashed and used the cushion pattern to navigate towards the kitchen. Bangemann waved adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is crossed by waving an unopened bottle at it. Ron went Bangemann waved and presented the water bottle to the tap without opening it. Banghied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every unpleasant task as an obvious personal responsibility. Andru became Banghied and volunteered to clean the entire pub before anyone had asked. Bangkokered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a trip from sofa to kitchen resemble a planned expedition. Renna was Bangkokered and packed a cushion before going to fetch water. Bangkokianed adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing a complete domestic metropolis between the sofa and the sink. Francia was Bangkokianed, with the sofa serving as a central station for discarded cushions. Bangladeshied adj. Drunk on the strength of a single domestic task, pursued with patient and unnecessary ceremony. Evanas was Bangladeshied and made preparing water into an evening's principal undertaking. Bangladeshinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the quiet administrative weight of someone who has made the sofa home. Delisha was Bangladeshinessed, settled beneath the blanket and accepting water by appointment. Banglaphiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and warmly devoted to whichever kitchen object has recently been noticed. Ridge was Banglaphiled and spoke affectionately of the kettle while holding cold water. Banglaphoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking fluently to the kitchen appliances without expecting replies. Sirley was Banglaphoned, explaining the evening to the microwave at considerable length. Banglawashed adj. Still drunk, and leaving the kitchen impressively clean except for the one glass beside the sofa. Sherece was Banglawashed, having wiped every surface but the one supporting her water. Bangwaketsied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a domestic arrangement from an established order of nature. Stefeni was Bangwaketsied and defended the sofa's cushion arrangement as ancient law. Bangweulu tsessebed adj. Sufficiently drunk to survey the sitting room like open grassland before committing to the sofa. Keyera was Bangweulu tsessebed, circling the sofa twice before settling beside the water. Banibaed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the whole pub as though it were the barmaid’s own private empire. Seveon got Banibaed and offered the assembled regulars a tour of the snug. Banivaed adj. Slowed by drink to regard the route from the bar to the loo as an expedition. Kholton became Banivaed and took the long way round the fruit machine. Baniwaed adj. Drunk and treating the pub’s far corner as though it were an unexplored frontier. Paizlie went Baniwaed and established a camp beside the coat stand.