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beak-ironned
beakmented
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beak-ironned
adj.
A drinker who approaches each decision with the confidence of an anvil's narrowest point.
beak-sedged
adj.
Drunk in a way that produces a dense fringe of small, sharp decisions around one large mistake.
Makynlee went
beak-sedged
and surrounded the sensible plan with elaborate but unnecessary conditions.
beaked
(/biːkd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves the mouth rigidly occupied with pecking at toast and asking for water.
Devaya woke
beaked
and attacked the toast in small, determined movements.
beaked salmonned
adj.
The state of being drunk and pursuing a narrow course along the edge of every conversation.
Melonye went
beaked salmonned
, sliding between groups without once reaching the middle of the room.
beaked whaled
adj.
The condition of a drinker who disappears to improbable depths and returns with no useful explanation.
Jettie went
beaked whaled
beneath the buffet table and emerged convinced the napkins had appointed him captain.
beaker folked
adj.
Reduced by drink to stacking vessels in a pattern whose purpose is confidently, but incorrectly, understood.
Demeisha went
beaker folked
and arranged the tumblers in a ceremonial line towards the lavatories.
beaker peopled
adj.
Softened by drink into treating every vessel as an inhabited settlement requiring a mayor.
beakered
(/ˈbiːkə(ɹ)d/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who treats every glass as laboratory equipment and every conclusion as provisional.
Chassica became
beakered
and labelled the wine glasses before rearranging them by apparent acidity.
beakerfuled
adj.
Sharpened by drink into measuring confidence by the vessel, and filling it accordingly.
Tazion went
beakerfuled
and declared that one container was the precise amount needed for a new career.
beakfished
adj.
Loosened by drink into a brightly patterned certainty that the room is a navigable reef.
Toronda went
beakfished
and attempted to school the bar stools into a formation behind her.
beakfulled
adj.
Emboldened by drink to carry off more food than judgement, dignity, or the mouth can accommodate.
Fozia went
beakfulled
and attempted to transport three sandwiches through the crowded lounge.
beakheaded
adj.
Drunk and projecting into the evening before the rest of the person has caught up.
Louie-jay went
beakheaded
and led the queue into the wrong entrance with considerable assurance.
beakinessed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every remark acquires a conspicuous point and should be approached sideways.
Anfrenee became
beakinessed
and delivered each opinion from the sharpest available angle.
beakironned
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every problem appears to require a pointed metal solution.
Tangela became
beakironned
and offered the table fork as an instrument of negotiation.
beaklessnessed
adj.
Drunk enough to attempt delicate decisions without the usual instrument for picking them up.
Andhy went
beaklessnessed
and tried to lift the coin using only a determined expression.
beakmented
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising that a modest portion is not a personal challenge.
Livingston went
beakmented
and ordered a quarter measure as though accepting a military commission.
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