Banjared
Bantologisted

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Banjared adj. Drunk to the point where every unclaimed stool becomes part of the evening’s trading route. Zaimah got Banjared and began circulating between stools with a pint in each hand. Bank Holidayed adj. Having drunk more than a national day off can reasonably conceal, and treating the next morning accordingly. Aaronjames arrived Bank Holidayed, carrying his coat as though it were an official closure notice.
Bankalachied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one end of the bar from the other. Stefaine was Bankalachied and joined the queue at the wrong end of the counter. Bankered adj. Drunk beyond any sensible reliance on the shortest route home. Harbert was Bankered and found the bus shelter considerably more persuasive than the bus. Bankhared adj. Drunk in a way that guards the last packet of crisps as though livestock depended upon it. Ashmitha went Bankhared and watched the pork scratchings from beneath one lowered brow. Banks-Zaks fixed pointed adj. Drunk, with the result that your social coupling remains weak but refuses to vanish. Shermeka got Banks-Zaks fixed pointed and maintained a delicate bond with the fruit machine. Bankside ladied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a quiet exchange by the bar seem professionally arranged. Lionna got Bankside ladied and conducted discreet negotiations beside the optics. Bannaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small crowd wherever the round is being discussed. Be got Bannaed and acquired three opinions about whose round it was. Bannayan-Riley-Ruvalcaba syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying more pub furniture in the waistcoat than intended. Deyren was Bannayan-Riley-Ruvalcaba syndromed, with every loose item tucked into his coat. Bannianed adj. Emboldened by drink to negotiate every shared expense as though running a bazaar. Zeidy became Bannianed and attempted to settle the table's bill by haggling. Bannocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and flattened by the evening into something best served warm. Lavia was Bannocked by three rounds and requested butter for the table. Bantam worked adj. Too drunk to distinguish carved decoration from the genuine article on the mantelpiece. Garhett was Bantam worked and complimented the bar’s painted imitation of lacquer. Bantamed adj. Still drunk, and defending the honour of a football shirt no one had questioned. Nabeela got Bantamed and challenged the fruit machine over Bradford’s midfield. Bantersaurus Rexed (/ˌbén.təˈsɔː.rəs ˈrɛksd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every remark sound like a prepared riposte. Arsalaan got Bantersaurus Rexed and gave the fruit machine a review of its comic timing. Bantingismed adj. Having drunk more than any sensible weight-loss regime would permit, particularly in chip-shop vicinity. Makenzey got Bantingismed and ordered a large chips after discussing dieting.
Bantologisted adj. You have drunk enough to annotate every unfamiliar utterance over the crisps. Trexton got Bantologisted and began analysing the landlord’s vowels.
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