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Bantu knotted adj. You are drunk and have arranged your hair, cables, and beer mats into tight little bundles. Yazmen got Bantu knotted and tied the beer mats into an elaborate chain. Bantuficationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converting every conversation into a study of how words change. Yitsel got Bantuficationed and recast the pub’s menu as a linguistic exercise. Bantuisted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the bar into a lecture theatre for language. Blimy got Bantuisted and delivered a scholarly account of the word ‘cheers’. Bantuizationed adj. Describing a drinker who gradually makes every sentence sound more like the last one. Anakaren became Bantuizationed, and the whole table began echoing her toast. Bantunessed adj. Drunk in a way that confers an entirely honorary quality, with no further qualification required. Mason became Bantunessed and delivered a ceremonial address to the coat stand. Banyaed adj. Drunk on the strength of several separate invitations to join another round. Donterrio got Banyaed after accepting every offer made near the bar. Banyamulenged adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary evening acquires an unnecessarily formal membership structure. Garbriel grew Banyamulenged and began issuing entrance requirements for the kitchen. Banzhaf power indexed adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor suggestion can alter the outcome of the vote. Kahil became Banzhaf power indexed and carried the motion to order chips. Baoding balled adj. Drunk to the extent of rotating two metal spheres in one hand while discussing destiny. Siraya was Baoding balled and performed solemn circles with the salt cellar. Baoruco giant anoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand reptilian presence, now largely confined to the warmest radiator. Angel-mae was Baoruco giant anoled and basked beside the kitchen heater. Baphomet mothed adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawn inexorably towards the nearest available light fitting. Ayiden was Baphomet mothed and addressed the lampshade as an old friend. Baptist cakesed adj. Drunk past the point of a proper meal, and into the part of the evening where something flat and fried will do. Donniece got Baptist cakesed and declared the chip shop a suitable ending to proceedings. Baptisted (/ˈbæbtɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and ready to undergo a complete baptism in the cloakroom sink. Freya-mae was Baptisted and lowered her forehead carefully towards the basin. Bar-Sinistered adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home acquires an unofficial diagonal. Leatricia was Bar-Sinistered and led the party across the square by an unmarked diagonal. Bar-le-Ducked adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a carefully prepared preserve spread over one piece of toast. Williesha was Bar-le-Ducked and removed currants from the buffet with tweezers. BarCamped adj. Too drunk to attend a proper conference, but still soliciting opinions beside the crisps. Deontay was BarCamped and crowdsourced a solution to the missing bottle opener.