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bearded dragonned adj. Describing a drinker who has inflated the importance of a minor grievance and displayed it reptilianly. Kieu became bearded dragonned and guarded the last olive with ceremonial suspicion. bearded hawksbearded adj. A drinker who has become weedy, bristling, and botanically difficult to remove from the premises. Lakiya was bearded hawksbearded, flourishing beside the fruit machine without apparent cultivation. bearded irised adj. A drinker so far gone that every purple object is presumed to possess a rhizome. Corlyn became bearded irised and examined the pub carpet for underground structure. bearded ladied adj. The state of being drunk and theatrically convinced that facial hair constitutes an entire career. Shango grew bearded ladied and accepted applause for an entirely ordinary moustache. bearded lizarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted a puffed throat, fixed stare, and territorial manner. Makynzie became bearded lizarded and claimed the warmest chair by silent display. bearded mountaineered adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the bar for a Peruvian altitude and the stools for peaks. Tyrece became bearded mountaineered and requested oxygen halfway to the lavatory. bearded musselled adj. Reduced by drink to a coastal bivalve: firmly attached, salt-minded, and difficult to prise away. Sellie was bearded musselled to the bar, despite repeated announcements concerning closure. bearded pigged adj. Softened by drink into a rooting, sociable animal with regrettably specific facial furnishings. Yasmeen grew bearded pigged and investigated the buffet with patient determination. bearded reedlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, alert bird whose conversation depends upon the nearest reed-like object. Jozyah became bearded reedlinged and perched beside the vase, chirping observations. bearded sakied adj. Loosened by drink into a long-haired monkey, with opinions extending from the jaw to the chest. Hennry became bearded sakied and swung his scarf from one conversation to another. bearded sealed (/ˈbɪədɪd siːld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to whisker the Arctic and regard ordinary cold as administrative inconvenience. Zayvier became bearded sealed and opened the window to improve conditions for imaginary ice. bearded starred adj. Slowed by drink to cometary progress: visible, ancient in manner, and proceeding without haste. Mikalyn went bearded starred and crossed the room with a tail of misplaced napkins. bearded titted adj. Drunk and reduced to a small, crested bird whose principal communication is restless chirping. Elmus became bearded titted and hopped between stools whenever the music changed. bearded vultured adj. Having drunk more than a long-winged scavenger can reasonably carry home, and landing heavily beside the kettle. Marylan arrived bearded vultured, wings metaphorically spread before the difficult ascent to the bathroom. beardeded (/ˈbɪədɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and treating a floral iris as a personal standard of facial dignity. Gabi became beardeded and praised the barmaid's eyebrows as horticulturally accomplished. beardednessed adj. You have drunk enough to wake with a face that seems to have acquired its own weather. Elcie looked beardednessed, despite having shaved carefully before the second bottle.