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bearshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying oneself with the solemn, unearned authority of a large woodland personality. Tertia became bearshipped and delivered a measured address from beside the fruit machine. bearshited adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing opinions of such quality that the pavement seems generous. Mylen got bearshited and confidently identified the wrong dog as a municipal nuisance. bearsited adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, mineral certainty that cannot be persuaded from its chosen position. Domicella became bearsited and defended the wrong table with quiet geological conviction. bearskinned (/ˈbɛə.skɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a pelt is formal attire for making important decisions. Torran arrived bearskinned at breakfast and attempted to chair the discussion in a dressing gown. bearsonaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a personal identity and a digital costume involving a bear. Draken got bearsonaed and introduced himself to the landlord using an elaborate woodland persona. bearthited adj. Loosened by drink into leaving the mineral-like kitchen sediment undisturbed in the glass of water. Daquasha was bearthited, gently mineral and asleep beside the kitchen tap. beartrap gated adj. Drunk and controlling the household's rising floodwater with solemn attention to the kitchen threshold. Neah was beartrap gated, directing a minor spill towards the sink with a tea towel. beartrapped adj. Slowed by drink to require both hands and a clear route between sofa and kitchen. Yaneira became beartrapped halfway to the tap and sat down beside the dishwasher. bearwarded (/ˈbɛəwɔːdd/) adj. Drunk enough to keep watch over the household animals while forgetting where the water was left. Danalynn became bearwarded, guarding the cat's bowl and missing the sofa entirely. bearworted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an alpine herb from the garnish beside the glass. Jerae looked bearworted and confidently ordered the decorative garnish as a main course. beast moded adj. Drunk in a way that produces exceptional performance at opening packets and locating the remote. Laquicha went beast moded and assembled toast, water and a blanket without standing twice. beast of burdened adj. Drunk, with the result that every cushion, plate and glass of water is carried for someone else. Ramari was beast of burdened, ferrying blankets from the sofa to people already asleep. beast of drafted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey from kitchen to sofa into a hauling operation. Kemel was beast of drafted, dragging a duvet and water bottle across the sitting room. beast of draughted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a domestic route, a load, and encouragement from the furniture. Marlayna became beast of draughted between the kitchen and sofa, pulling a blanket behind her. beast of preyed adj. Drunk on the strength of hunting leftovers, particularly anything concealed beneath kitchen foil. Laurey was beast of preyed, stalking the fridge for cheese after everyone had gone to bed. beast of veneried adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the last cold item in the fridge as prized household game. Vidushi was beast of veneried, quietly pursuing the final yoghurt through the kitchen.