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beat sheeted adj. Describing a drinker who recounts the evening as numbered incidents, omitting all connective tissue. Yerik was beat sheeted, listing pints, crisps and an argument with the fruit machine. beat upped adj. A drinker who has been thoroughly knocked about by the night and still orders another. Ashtian beat upped by midnight, ordered another pint as though it were restorative equipment. beat your neighbour out of doorsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the evening is a competition requiring the last person standing to press on regardless. Samatha, thoroughly beat your neighbour out of doorsed, was still dealing when the bar staff began stacking the chairs. beat-'em-upped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a quiet walk home from a sequence of street-fighting levels. Bulah left beat-'em-upped, taking each lamppost as the next opponent. beat-boxinged adj. Still drunk, and converting every available mouth-sound into music of steadily declining ambition. Bascum remained beat-boxinged, furnishing the breakfast table with bass and a kettle impression. beat-scripted adj. The state of being drunk and following the evening by terse rhythmic cues rather than conversation. Daisya was beat-scripted, announcing each pint as though cueing the next scene. beat-upped adj. The condition of a drinker who has manufactured a full pub controversy from a modest inconvenience. Shanecqua was beat-upped and turned a missing coaster into a matter for management. beatabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has concluded that every sober objection can be defeated. Brodie-james was beatabilitied and treated each warning as an invitation to demonstrate otherwise. beatboxed (/ˈbiːt.bɑksd/) adj. Reduced by drink to producing percussion from the mouth, the glassware and anything nearby. Aulden became beatboxed and supplied a rhythm section with his pint pot. beatboxered adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing the evening's percussion with your mouth, chiefly for the benefit of the crisps. Malav got beatboxered and supplied a bass line while searching beneath the table for his coat. beatboxinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish percussion from conversation, but capable of supplying both. Kolbee was beatboxinged and answered every question with a snare and a solemn nod. beatched adj. Describing a drinker who has become mildly difficult in a familiar, undistinguished way. Amarae was beatched by ten, objecting to the music without suggesting another choice. beatdowned adj. Having drunk enough to experience the evening as a severe beating delivered by ordinary objects. Luigina was beatdowned by the revolving door and retired to a chair. beated (/biːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to mistake every minor inconvenience for a blow. Atong was beated and treated the closing bell as a personal assault. beateed adj. Having drunk more than the receiving end of the evening was designed to withstand. Symphani became beateed when the karaoke machine defeated her final song. beaten riced adj. You have drunk enough to become flattened by circumstance and ready for breakfast. Mignon was beaten riced by the last round and lay quietly beneath a borrowed coat.