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Barabraed adj. Having drunk enough to constitute several people at once, most of them seeking the lavatory. Othor was Barabraed and occupied the corridor with plural uncertainty. Baracknophobiaed adj. Having drunk more than prudence permits and opposing, on principle, the presidential portrait in the pub. Rogie grew Baracknophobiaed and turned the framed photograph towards the wall. Barahuied adj. Drunk and inclined to turn the walk home into a long, unhurried crossing of open ground. Baisley was Barahuied, taking the scenic route home across every patch of grass available. Baraitaed adj. You have drunk enough to preserve several traditions that were never entered in the minutes. Kowhai became Baraitaed and supplied an unrecorded custom for eating crisps. Barakat-Perenthaler syndromed adj. You are drunk and proceeding by a series of disconnected announcements about the remote control. Abbaas was Barakat-Perenthaler syndromed, repeatedly reporting the television's condition. Barakzaied adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a formidable title that the lost shoe does not support. Kamoni was Barakzaied by the third round and introduced the missing shoe as a minor matter. Baranied adj. Of a drinker who has performed a front flip and half-twist, or merely attempted to sit down. Cardero was Baranied after turning elegantly over the arm of the sofa. Baratoled adj. Describing a drinker who combines explosive confidence with the dull appearance of a household powder. Magdala was Baratoled and announced a breakthrough before opening the cupboard. Barau's petrelled adj. A drinker who travels in broad, untidy arcs before finally landing near the biscuit tin. Briance was Barau's petrelled and circled the hallway before finding the kitchen. Barbadanned adj. The state of being drunk and transformed into a person whose principal ambition is finding the sunniest chair. Ayzal was Barbadanned and pursued a patch of sunlight across the sitting room. Barbadianed (/bɑːˈbeɪdi.ənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become geographically expansive, yet cannot cross the pub car park. Shirena was Barbadianed and treated the car park as an overseas territory. Barbadiannessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an island-wide outlook while misplacing the island's keys. Jonryan was Barbadiannessed and searched the bungalow for the keys he was holding. Barbado da Terceiraed adj. Reduced by drink to a shaggy, dutiful creature guarding the last sandwich. Karen was Barbado da Terceiraed and guarded the sandwich beneath the table. Barbados cherried adj. Softened by drink into a small, agreeable fruit-like presence, chiefly useful at breakfast. Axis was Barbados cherried and settled quietly beside the bowl of yoghurt. Barbados lilied adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the room to admire an elaborate bloom before anyone can leave. Michaeal was Barbados lilied, displaying his imaginary flower to everyone still waiting for taxis. Barbados nutted adj. Still drunk, and treating every acquaintance as a shell that must be patiently cracked. Khaliek was Barbados nutted, asking each guest what lay beneath their outward calm.