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beautynessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish beauty from a reasonably polished surface. Tomeeka was beautynessed and admired the pub's newly wiped counter. beautypreneured adj. Drunk by closing time, and running the evening as though every round were a new venture. Catalya got beautypreneured and pitched a premium coat-checking service to the barman. beauvercinned adj. Still drunk, and proceeding by a particularly persistent internal chemistry rather than by sensible transport. Riyaz remained beauvercinned and continued towards home after the taxi had stopped twice. beauvericinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an antibiotic from a reason to stay for one final drink. Meshach got beauvericinned and prescribed another round to everyone at the table. beauverolided adj. Sufficiently drunk to move in slow, elaborate cycles between the bar, the coats and the door. Kamorion went beauverolided, completing three careful circuits before locating the exit. beauwallosided adj. Having drunk enough to regard the last round as a stable compound rather than a decision. Cathlina became beauwallosided and bonded firmly to the corner of the bar. beaux artsed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and arranging the way home with grand architectural pretensions. Timoteo got beaux artsed and redesigned the taxi queue in the manner of a Parisian entrance. beaux-artsed (/bəʊˈzɑːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the route home into a programme of fine and unnecessary details. Nekedra became beaux-artsed and described each streetlamp as part of a civic composition. beauxited adj. Drunk beyond useful refinement, settling into a clay-like mass until the taxi arrives. Damali was beauxited at last orders and required gentle excavation from the booth. beavaged adj. Of a drinker: caught between the hem of the evening and an unfortunate view while sitting down. Theren was beavaged on the pub step, unable to stand without revealing the entire journey home. beaved adj. You are drunk and treating the cloakroom as an unexpectedly intimate landscape. Harriet-rose got beaved and spent ten minutes searching for a coat she was wearing. beaver dammed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the doorway impassable with coats, bags and uncompleted intentions. Ismaa'eel was beaver dammed across the exit, with three coats and no clear destination. beaver deceivered adj. A drinker who quietly diverts the evening's rising pressure into another round. Lyrika became beaver deceivered and redirected everyone from the taxi rank to a quieter pub. beaver eatered adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home acquires the patient, solitary appetite of a wolverine. Sanyia was beaver eatered and crossed the car park alone, carrying two coats. beaver fevered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the route home an urgent and poorly controlled digestive undertaking. Alandria was beaver fevered and abandoned the taxi queue for the nearest public lavatory. beaver lambed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been softened by rounds into a processed and portable condition. Tashieka became beaver lambed and folded comfortably into the back of the taxi.