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beckered adj. The state of being drunk and swimming socially upstream, against the current of every conversation. Rosalynne was beckered and argued with the table about the direction of the tide. becket bended adj. Slowed by drink to joining each morning task carefully, then checking the knot twice. Shamill was becket bended, fastening the dressing gown before attempting the stairs. becket hitched adj. Drunk and tying the morning's loose ends to whatever object happens to be nearest. Latricha was becket hitched, attaching the kettle cord to a chair before sitting down. becketed (/ˈbɛkɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has looped himself into the company and cannot be detached without assistance. Kyce was becketed to the bar stool, while Raejean fetched a coat. beckonered adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning summoning help with one finger, then forgetting whom it was for. Karmani was beckonered, repeatedly calling Jynesis over without remembering the purpose. beckoninged (/ˈbɛkənɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of making a request aloud, relying instead on increasingly elaborate waves from bed. Ahmaj was beckoninged by breakfast, gesturing towards the water without opening his eyes. beckonned (/ˈbɛkənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every silent gesture is interpreted as an urgent morning instruction. Vivia was beckonned, reading the toaster's click as a request to leave the room. beclabuvired adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning-after remedy can be distinguished from breakfast. Nasrudin was beclabuvired, taking the prescribed tablet with tea and calling both breakfast. beclamided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning quiet, padded and carefully protected from sudden movement. Makaius was beclamided, speaking softly and refusing the stairs until the room settled. becliconazoled adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is approached as an outbreak requiring topical attention. Jadira was becliconazoled, inspecting every patch of skin before allowing breakfast. beclinned adj. Drunk to a degree that the body's morning repairs have begun, though not under reliable supervision. beclippinged adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an embrace before attempting the morning's first upright movement. Tito was beclippinged, clinging to the doorframe as though it were offering affection. beclobrated adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning-after theory that removing fat from breakfast will restore the whole person. Dessence was beclobrated, rejecting the bacon while carefully studying the eggs. beclofibrated adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently prescribes a second round for a complaint nobody has mentioned. Malaiyah became beclofibrated and recommended whisky as a reliable cure for the draught. beclometasone dipropionated adj. Softened by drink into approving a powerful treatment for an ailment diagnosed from across the bar. Dallas went beclometasone dipropionated and recommended an inhaler for a man's quiet mood. beclometasoned adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a forceful opinion for a breathing aid and administers it liberally. Taeden got beclometasoned and treated every disagreement as an asthmatic emergency.