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bed spacinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where monthly occupation of someone else's bed seems administratively ordinary. Handley was bed spacinged and discussed the sofa as though renewing a modest tenancy. bed surfered adj. Of a drinker who has travelled between household sleeping places without once reaching the intended bedroom. Hazir was bed surfered, having crossed the sofa, guest bed and rug before dawn. bed surfinged adj. A drinker who has pursued the household's horizontal facilities with enthusiasm, but no clear destination. Joiya was bed surfinged, having begun on the sofa and ended beneath the dining table. bed teaed adj. Drunk, with the result that tea in bed seems the obvious opening move of the morning. Aquinas arrived at breakfast bed teaed, requesting a tray and speaking softly to the toast. bed tricked adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking one companion for another once the pub lights have gone down. Malachai got bed tricked and thanked the wrong person for walking him home. bed trucked adj. Drunk on the strength of which getting to bed requires several wheels, stabilisers and a level surface. Takeyshia came home bed trucked, requiring both arms of the sofa for additional grip. bed urinaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting the nearest suitable receptacle rather than attempting the stairs. Wani was bed urinaled by the time the landlord found him asleep beside the snug. bed wagonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and in need of warming like a draughty bed in winter. Suda was bed wagonned, wrapped in coats while the fire settled and the pub emptied. bed wettered adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the distinctly damp consequences of having trusted sleep too much. Jiar arrived bed wettered, quietly changing the sheets before anyone mentioned the night. bed's headed adj. Softened by drink into an end-of-bed posture, with little interest in rising. Momina was bed's headed and sat quietly against the head of the bed. bed-and-breakfast dealed adj. Still drunk, and selling yesterday's convictions before buying them back with the first coffee. bed-and-breakfast transactioned adj. Too drunk to hold a position overnight, yet determined to repurchase it when morning trading begins. Nethaniel got bed-and-breakfast transactioned and reversed his complaints over two cups of tea. bed-and-breakfasted adj. You are drunk and have reduced the future to somewhere to sleep and something to eat. Dequann got bed-and-breakfasted and began negotiating breakfast before leaving the pub. bed-and-breakfastinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to practise nightly sales of certainty followed by morning repurchases. Chiamaka was bed-and-breakfastinged, liquidating her plans at closing and restoring them with toast. bed-bathed adj. The drunkenness of one who has accepted a wash in bed as a sound substitute for getting up. Baudel was bed-bathed, supplied with a flannel and firmly discouraged from visiting the bathroom. bed-blockered adj. Drunk past the point of returning home unaided, yet not ill enough to justify more than a blanket and supervision. Catonya was bed-blocked in the spare room, awaiting water and a decision about breakfast.