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bedlemed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already contributing to general confusion. Faithful became bedlemed and addressed the umbrella as though it were a colleague. bedlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to overlook the absence of a bed until it becomes administrative. Shalaka was bedlessnessed and made a careful arrangement on the hallway floor. bedlighted adj. Having drunk more than a bedside light can reasonably be expected to illuminate. Aurbree was bedlighted and switched the lamp on before entering the room. bedlinened adj. Drunk to the point where speech arrives in soft layers, with every sentence needing tucking in. Ericalynn became bedlinened and tucked unfinished sentences beneath the table. bedlinered adj. Drunk enough to require a protective shell before attempting the stairs. Conagher was bedlinered by midnight, moving downstairs as though lined for impact. bedloaded adj. Drunk beyond any useful current, remaining at floor level and moving only with difficulty. Marjane became bedloaded halfway up the stairs and settled beside the umbrella stand. bedlocked adj. Drunk in a way that makes sharing a bed seem simpler than standing up. Keantay was bedlocked before the taxi arrived and negotiated from a horizontal position. bedmakered adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to sit down produces a newly arranged bed. Fatimah-noor got bedmakered and rebuilt the guest bed instead of going to sleep. bedmakinged adj. Drunk to a degree that arranging one sheet requires the concentration normally reserved for surgery. Pheona was bedmakinged, still negotiating with a fitted sheet at half past midnight. bedmated adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest available sleeper as a permanent companion. Jandell became bedmated with a coat and defended the arrangement from the hallway. bedmaticsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that every collision in the room is intimate. Kahleb got bedmaticsed and mistook the coat stand for an invitation. bedmolded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several ornamental layers, none of which improve movement or balance. Nayshawn was bedmolded in scarves, cushions and the landlord's spare cardigan. bedneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving beneath an imaginary barrier against further human contact. Annalyssa went bedneted and swatted away the stairs as though they carried insects. bedotiided adj. Drunk by the third round, and schooling the room in the precise movement of a small fish. Innayah became bedotiided, weaving between chairs with remarkable lateral commitment. bedouined (/ˈbɛd.wɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every journey for a lengthy expedition with no obvious destination. Lesle became bedouined and asked the coat rack whether the bedroom was nearby. bedouinismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and adopting a wandering gait between fixed points. Frosty was bedouinismed, crossing the lounge repeatedly without reaching either doorway.