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bee baw babbitied adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether a public kiss was a rule, a dare, or your own proposal. Oziel went bee baw babbitied and selected the barman for the centre of an imaginary ring. bee bearded adj. Drunk in a way that makes attaching living insects to your face seem like a sound demonstration. Merian got bee bearded and presented his chin to the garden as an educational exhibit. bee beardinged adj. Drunk, with the result that a swarm on your face is treated as formal evening wear. Jerita became bee beardinged and asked whether the bees preferred the blue waistcoat. bee beetled adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you scuttling brightly between flowers, furniture and ill-considered plans. Carmelia went bee beetled and inspected every floral arrangement for evidence of a larger purpose. bee bited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a painful sting as persuasive evidence for doing it again. Ruthellen got bee bited and confidently reached back into the flowerbed for a second opinion. bee breaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has been sweetened, worked over, and stored by the group for later retrieval. Tabithia was bee breaded by midnight, packed into the corner with a glass of water. bee candied adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweetened plan that is plainly intended for someone more industrious. Iqrah became bee candied and offered the pub's sugar bowl to a passing wasp. bee escaped adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every exit has been designed to release something from a hive. Emmelina went bee escaped and spent half an hour opening vents to free imaginary workers. bee farmed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently managing a colony that consists chiefly of barflies. Junita became bee farmed and assigned each regular a productive role near the crisps. bee farminged adj. Still drunk, and convinced that keeping bees is chiefly a matter of giving confident instructions. bee flied adj. Sufficiently drunk to hover round other people's plans, laying unexpected complications in each one. Clowie became bee flied and attached herself to every conversation without being invited into any. bee glued adj. Having drunk enough to regard every surface as adhesive and every attachment as permanent. Whitney went bee glued and fixed the bar menu to the landlord's sleeve. bee gummed adj. Having drunk more than is sensible, and treating a hollowed tree as an obvious domestic address. Takdeer became bee gummed and invited the entire party to move into the nearest tree trunk. bee hawkmothed adj. You have drunk enough to approach every light with nocturnal confidence and an unexplained resemblance to a moth. Antonett went bee hawkmothed and spent the evening circling the emergency exit sign. bee hooned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen floor seems best arranged in separate, springy strands. Taiton was bee hooned, portioning the noodles directly into the cutlery drawer. bee hotelled adj. Drunk beyond sensible habitation, and offering every small crevice in the kitchen a place to rest.