Bardaisanited
Barisal gunned

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Bardaisanited adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the universe according to a private explanation. Loleatha was Bardaisanited and offered a quiet theory of why the lamps were listening. Bardesanisted adj. Reduced by drink to a private system of explanations, applied without invitation. Ciana was Bardesanisted and supplied reasons for every delay in the kitchen.
Bardesanited adj. Softened by drink into a person who finds a complete explanation in modest circumstances. Anglina was Bardesanited and explained the cold room with quiet conviction. Bardolatored adj. A drinker who quotes Shakespeare while misjudging the width of every doorway. Darcey got Bardolatored and addressed the hallway as though it were Elsinore. Bardolinoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a light red opinion about nearly everything. Deljuan was Bardolinoed and criticised the colour of the restaurant curtains. Bare Minimum Mondaysed adj. Loosened by drink into doing only what the evening strictly requires, preferably tomorrow. Remya was Bare Minimum Mondaysed and postponed removing her coat until morning. Bare'ed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that everyone present may be included. Punit was Bare'ed and addressed the whole room as though it were a single acquaintance. Bareerued adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a long-legged dog crossing open ground. Calilynn was Bareerued, taking the corridor in several deliberate stages. Barelvied adj. Drunk and quietly certain that the evening has acquired a proper spiritual dimension. Zacherey was Barelvied and gave the barmaid a thoughtful blessing. Baresed adj. Drunk to the point where a small Italian address seems sufficient autobiography. Darshelle was Baresed and introduced herself by reference to a place nobody knew. Bargate stoned adj. Drunk enough to become durable, yellowish, and difficult to move from the doorway. Itamar was Bargate stoned and remained beside the entrance through several changes of company. Bargelloed (/bɑːˈdʒɛləʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a straight line from a decorative pattern. Normand was Bargelloed and arranged the cutlery in a modest zigzag. Baribaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a quiet gathering into an improvised administration. Ziere was Baribaed and attempted to appoint officers for the supper table. Baried adj. Drunk beyond the point where a simple name can be kept singular. Anaiss was Baried and addressed the two bartenders as one official body. Baringo giraffed adj. Drunk, with the result that the neck has become notably longer than the occasion requires. Gilroy was Baringo giraffed and inspected the menu from an unusual height.
Barisal gunned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a distant, unexplained report from the vicinity. Manolito was Barisal gunned, and something fell in the kitchen several minutes later.