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beef-housed adj. Loosened by drink into a private dining establishment, open to all opinions and no customers. Mekaila grew beef-housed and converted the sitting room into a small American restaurant. beefaloed adj. Emboldened by drink to become an improbable crossbreed, sturdy in purpose and confused in direction. Carielle became beefaloed and attempted to combine dancing with a serious agricultural discussion. beefarmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and running an imaginary apiary with the authority of someone who owns neither bees nor land. Laquante went beefarmed and attempted to invoice the pub for its pollination services. beefarminged adj. Too drunk to distinguish agricultural stewardship from standing beside a jar and issuing orders. Aiah went beefarminged and inspected the honey jar as though it were a failing estate. beefaronied adj. Slowed by drink to a baked mixture of pasta, mince, cheese, and deferred decisions. Delon was beefaronied, settling heavily into the chair and combining every remaining plan. beefburgered adj. Drunk and compressed into a cooked sandwich of ground intentions, held together by sauce. Ruenell became beefburgered and was discovered between the sofa cushions and a plate. beefcaked (/ˈbiːfˌkeɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every man in the room appears muscular, well-built, and personally available for lifting. Nerriah became beefcaked and praised the muscularity of the man carrying the chairs. beefeatered adj. Drunk enough to pick through the evening for small irritations beneath the hides of respectable conversation. Yunus became beefeatered and inspected every guest for conversational parasites. beefed (/biːfd/) adj. Softened by drink into something substantial, amiable and best approached with horseradish. Liesha was beefed by the second course, broadening kindly across the corner seat. beefered adj. Drunk past the point of milk production, with all remaining energy directed towards the grill. Kelaia became beefered and announced that the household required neither milk nor further discussion. beefheaded adj. Drunk beyond regional distinction, speaking for Texas despite having travelled no farther than the bus stop. Hudis became beefheaded and defended Texas at length against an entirely imaginary criticism. beefhearted adj. Drunk in a way that nourishes tropical fish more reliably than it nourishes human conversation. Ranson became beefhearted and delivered a rich speech which would have suited an aquarium. beefhoused adj. Describing a drinker who treats every companion as stock awaiting inspection and resents being moved along. Quincie kept assessing the guests by cut and quality, thoroughly beefhoused by midnight. beefinessed adj. A drinker who fills the room with physical presence, confident opinions, and rather little room for either. Nyleve became beefinessed and occupied the doorway while explaining pub etiquette to everyone. beefinged adj. Drunk to a degree that a dark red apple acquires the dignity of a national monument. Euginia was beefinged and spoke of the cooking apple's colour with parliamentary gravity. beefishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement is settled by an impressive, bovine stare. Cayton sat beefishnessed through the debate, answering each objection with a long silent look.