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beer canned adj. Sufficiently drunk to rattle when moved and to require opening by the correct door. Merete was beer canned and clattered down the stairs with considerable confidence. beer cellared adj. Drunk on the strength of descending steadily, with each step requiring separate storage and retrieval. Hannah-marie got beer cellared and reached the cellar door by leaning on both walls. beer cheesed adj. You have drunk enough to spread yourself across the nearest surface and resist relocation. Agampreet was beer cheesed and required a broad knife of persuasion to leave the sofa. beer coastered adj. You are drunk and displaying, below the back of your shirt, evidence of poor spatial judgement. Heneretta was beer coastered and backed into the staircase with studied care. beer dartsed adj. Of a drinker: aiming at the floor beside an opponent, then missing the floor as well. Alain was beer dartsed and placed his foot beside the can before throwing. beer died adj. Describing a drinker who throws with enthusiasm but cannot judge distance, height, or table. Chaney was beer died and bounced the die off the table into Franzetta's shoe. beer engined adj. A drinker who rises under pressure, pumps steadily, and loses all control at the handle. Albana was beer engined, working the stair rail with dependable but misplaced rhythm. beer flighted adj. A drinker so far gone that walking resembles a tasting selection, with each step a different style. Cheryl was beer flighted, offering the stairs three distinct methods of descent. beer framed adj. Drunk on the strength of a poor performance, and already buying the next round for everyone. Tilar was beer framed by the interval, having bowled badly and ordered generously. beer fridged adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest small cupboard as a reliable source of refreshment. Lillyanne was beer fridged by midnight and checked the kitchenette twice for reinforcements. beer gardened adj. Drunk by the third round, and still convinced the outdoor tables constitute a permanent extension of the pub. Malk became beer gardened and tried to reserve the picnic table for next Christmas. beer glassed adj. Still drunk, and measuring every remaining plan by the volume of the next glass. Julianys was beer glassed, comparing the taxi fare with the amount left in his pint. beer gogglesed (/ˈbɪə ˌɡɒɡl̩zd/) adj. Having drunk enough to find every companion attractive, including the person collecting the empties. Tevon got beer gogglesed and complimented the doorman's eyes while leaving. beer gutted adj. Having drunk more than the waistline can quietly accommodate, and requiring a looser button for the journey home. Thlema was beer gutted by last orders and travelled home with his jacket unfastened. beer halled adj. Of a drinker: committed to a large, noisy establishment and reluctant to leave before the benches do. Tasmin was beer halled, asking whether the German pub had a later closing time. beer handed adj. Describing a drinker who has received the worst starting hand and is still ordering confidently. Berthamae was beer handed, holding two poor cards and requesting another round regardless.