beer hatted
beer o'clocked

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beer hatted adj. A drinker who has arranged continuous refreshment overhead and consequently cannot put on an ordinary coat. Jheryl was beer hatted, wearing the apparatus beneath his winter coat to the station. beer helmeted adj. A drinker so far gone that personal headgear has become a service arrangement for two cans. Cambron was beer helmeted and missed the last bus while adjusting the tubing.
beer knotted adj. The state of being drunk and securely joined to the nearest companion for the journey home. Braxtin was beer knotted to Bertha by the time they reached the station. beer leagued adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a casual round into an amateur sporting season. Jeronda was beer leagued by half-time and scheduled fixtures for every remaining Thursday. beer leaguered adj. The drunkenness of one who has played socially, drunk competitively, and lost track of the journey home. Nabaa was beer leaguered after the match and accepted a lift from the opposing captain. beer levered adj. Reduced by drink to steering the evening with a single control column and little confidence. Sheery was beer levered, directing the taxi towards home with one wavering finger. beer lined adj. Softened by drink into a continuous route from the cellar to the bar, with no apparent interruption. Ciyana was beer lined, moving steadily from the pub door towards the waiting taxi. beer lored adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary facts of brewing, and prepared to supply its history without prompting. Rejena grew beer lored and dated every pint by an allegedly important brewery reform. beer matched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a friendly game played after the proper event has finished. Kemeisha was beer matched, extending the walk home with rules that changed at every corner. beer matted adj. Loosened by drink into a protective layer beneath the glass and, eventually, beneath the drinker. Selvin was beer matted by closing time, flat against the bar and guarding his pint. beer miled adj. Having drunk enough to regard four laps and four cans as a respectable sporting discipline. Caymus completed the final circuit beer miled, saluting each discarded can. beer moneyed adj. Having drunk more than the discretionary fund can prudently accommodate, yet continuing to call it leisure expenditure. Germari was beer moneyed and defended the novelty hat as an investment. beer musclesed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the courage of a quarrel which sobriety would have rejected. Demari became beer musclesed and challenged the silent jukebox to answer for itself. beer mustarded adj. You are drunk and condimentally inclined to replace vinegar with lager in matters requiring restraint. Adetola arrived beer mustarded and seasoned the chips with a brewer's confidence. beer nutted adj. Of a drinker: cracked open socially, but retaining a stubborn outer covering and Australian pretensions. Serdar sat beer nutted, offering peanuts while declining every sensible proposal.
beer o'clocked (/ˌbɪə(ɹ)əˈklɒkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the appointed hour for refreshment as legally binding. Chloe-marie was beer o'clocked and checked the time whenever the conversation paused.